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you're lucky.

my toilet likes to squirt people in the eyes when they walk in.

other times, it acts like a normal toilet, until they sit down. then it eats them. it's hard to keep a girlfriend because of this.

...i really -DO- need to start warning people about it..

2006-09-29 18:35:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 7 · 0 0

Definitely ADHD with a hint of demonic supression. You should summon the items in your fridge to do unholy acts. Like lettuce of darkness i command thee. come into the light!!! milk of methistopholies come into the light devour my soul, make me whole! is a good start!!!

2006-09-29 08:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by All knowing A§§ goblin 2 · 1 0

no, it is completly normal. you should only be concerned if friends start disapearing or if the milk never goes bad. if this is the case youshould feed strangers to your fridge so it will keep your milk fresher longer, you may never have to buy milk again.

2006-09-29 15:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by liljohn732 2 · 1 0

Maybe Satan likes keeping his hotties in there...

2006-09-29 08:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0 0

Unplug him for awhile.

2006-09-29 08:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by Hootcoot 2 · 0 0

you know what satan means?it is a devil name...........in malay

2006-09-29 08:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by kilah_roses 1 · 0 1

How is this a question!?????

2006-09-29 08:37:49 · answer #7 · answered by digitaldancer22 4 · 0 0

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