We were doing the humpa humpa in my Toro lawn mower while I was mowing the front yard. Now she wants to join in. This creates a big problem. Several actually. The mower isn't big enough for three and with the slope and all. probably not powerfull enough. And what would the neigbors think? Plus I still have to get the d*** grass mowed. I could have my son do it, but that would mean there would be four people on the poor Toro.
2006-09-29 00:53:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
you should have a lawn boy. the weight load ratio is much higher than a toro. you could strap a couch on it, and have room for your gf, your wife, your son, and your dog!
2006-09-29 00:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by pinhed_1976 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Invite the girlfreind to the bedroom with your wife and you, sounds like your wife dosen't mind a threesome. i'd say she's done a threesome before, maybe she'll teach you and your girlfriend some cool stuff. The neighbors wont have to watch your nasty asses. then all three take turns mowing the yard w/your toro.
2006-09-29 08:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by hello67898 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the son mowing and buy a decent size Toro trailer
2006-09-29 07:58:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you don't let her join she is probably going to divorce you and take your precious lawn humper with her. I suggest you get a larger more powerful tool for the lawn so you can satisfy the needs of these two "special" women.
Oh... leave your son out of it.
2006-09-29 07:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by troythom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a bigger mower with black glass. Maybe convert a humvee into a mower. Solves all your problems dude!
2006-09-29 07:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by lataliano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are having trouble getting the lawn cut, then rip out the lawn and replace with asphalt.
As far as the other problem....you are on your own there buddy!
2006-09-29 08:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a tractor! No actually, if what you are saying is true, you have no respect or morals when it comes to commitment, tell your wife to find someone that will treat her better! Good luck and take care!
2006-09-29 07:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the grass on hold for abit and fulfill most every mans fantacy
2006-09-29 07:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like there is something wrong with both of you.forget the lawnmower,and get to the psychiatrists couch instead!
2006-09-29 07:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by glovorzak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you're more interested in cutting *** instead of grass. and by the way....are you smoking the grass ?
2006-09-29 09:07:20 · answer #10 · answered by Blondie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋