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Cows from space have invaded Earth and are hypnotizing people so that they see only the color purple.
Latest reports indicate that they are here to protest the non-planet status of Pluto by making crop circles in the shape of a giant "P".
Details at eleven.

2006-09-29 00:15:25 · 21 answers · asked by opjames 4 in News & Events Current Events

21 answers

Oh no, that's terrible! *sees a cow walking past the window and runs away screaming*

2006-09-29 00:18:20 · answer #1 · answered by weresheepie 2 · 2 0

As long as I can make chocolate milk from them I don't care what color they are or what pebbel they think should be a planet.
See you at 11.

2006-09-29 00:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by J23 3 · 1 0

Details at 11? I hope the screen will be purple so that we can see what we're watching at least!

2006-09-29 00:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

THE SPACE COW BETTER BE CAREFUL OUT HERE NEAR THE CROPS AS WE ALSO HAVE MEATPACKING PLANTS JUST FOR HIS KIND AROUND HERE. BEEF, IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER.

2006-09-29 02:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by baptism_by_fire_2000 6 · 0 0

are they the same cows-with-guns who were here quiet a few years ago?& have they got the chickens in choppers to back them up?

2006-09-29 00:26:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Holy Cow ! will they be worshipped in India?

2006-09-29 00:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by kiss 4 · 1 0

Dothey give chocolate milk instead of regular white milk?

2006-09-29 00:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Chocolate milk! Don't be ridiculous people.
A purple cow will obviously make strawberry milk!
My God, the worlds turned purple....
Aaaaahhhhhh........!!!!!!

2006-09-29 00:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anria A 5 · 1 0

oh no. everyone set blasters to kill!!!!!!!
send those alien cows back to the planet of udder.

2006-09-29 00:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by gordonfan24482003 2 · 1 0

I THOUGHT THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON

2006-09-29 01:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 0 0

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