do u know any good clean jokes?

Answer 1

Yes

Answer 2

A rabbit goes to the same shop everyday to buy bread and milk. One morning, while he is waiting for his turn to pay, a bear struts in and just parks himself right at the head of the queue. The rabbit shouts for the bear to go to the end of the queue like any normal person, but then the bear turns around and asks:
Who said that? Show yourself to me!
The rabbits does what all rabbits do best, and hides himself.
The same thing happens the next day as well. The poor rabbit cannot help shouting once more, but again is silent when the bear wants to know who is asking.
Then, when he goes home that third day, he opens his door, goes in, leaves his bread and milk in the kitchen and sadly says:
What do you mean who is asking? Of course the bunny is asking!

Well, I guess the translation does not really work :/ But this is my favorite joke :P

Answer 3

What does it mean when a West Virginian baby drools from both sides of their mouth?
the Trailers level.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on him ...

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

Answer 4

Winter time in upstate New York: TV predicted a snowstorm, and they instructed residents to park cars only on the odd-numbered side of the street to allow for snow equipment to go by. So, the blond wife went out and parked the car on the odd side of the street, as per instructions. After the storm and the plowing, it took 2 weeks to dig the car out of the snow.

Next month, another big snowstorm. This time they instructed residents to park on the even-numbered side of the street. So, wife took the car and parked it on the even-numbered side, as per instructions. This time the snowplow scratched the car big time. But after the storm she repaired the car, and everything was fine.

A few weeks later, they announced yet another major snowstorm, but this time they failed to instruct residents on where to park the cars. Wife panicked. She didn't know what to do. Husband calmly said to her: "Honey, this time why don't you just leave the car in the garage?"

Answer 5

there is a book out called "good clean jokes"

Answer 6

Two terrorists who just sneaked into the United States are sitting in a restaurant and talking about their plans to blow something up.....one is speaking in English....the other looks at him and say, "Are you crazy, you might be overheard, we are in America,,,,speak Spanish"......

Answer 7

yes i know many jokes what is category of joke

Answer 8

yeah i know a couple some to tell people when your mad at them andtheir making fun of you you can say "your so fat you tripped over wal-mart and landed on target" or "your so dumb you stared at a orange juice carton for 30 minutes becauze it said consentrate" or if you want to have fun you can say "what do ghosts eat for lunch?...BOO-lonee sandwitches-

Answer 9

YES
EK DIN EK AADMI RAAMJI KE PAAS GAYA AUR BOLA:- BHAGWAN, KAL RAAT MERI BIWI KHO GAYE

RAMJI BOLE:- BAJU MEIN CHALE JAA HANUMAAN KA MANDIR HAI MERI BHI USNE HI DHOONDHI THEE.

TEACHER{to the student}:- why u came late
STUDENT:- Madam kekre ne kaat liya tha
TEACHER{angrily}:-answer in english
STUDENT:- one kekra kut my tangda ek langda so der se aaya.

Answer 10

Two skeletons are in a room, one is getting ready to go out.. The one getting ready says "Are you coming to the prom?", "I can't" said the other, "I have no BODY to go with".


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