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more so than usual, obviously

2006-09-27 22:52:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Drunkards do not have the physical nor mental capacity to do head stands!

2006-09-28 20:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by S&S 5 · 0 0

Yes you will. Be careful though. All the crap will be piled up in front of your face and eventually it will go up your nose and up into your throat. This will stimulate your gag reflex and you will then vomit out your butt. The stomach acids will burn your butt hole and you will have to crap out of your mouth from that day forward. I know it sounds unpleasant, but it isn't that bad actually. It hasn't happened to me, but it happened to a friend of mine and he now has diarrhea of the mouth. He writes good blogs though. I hope this has been helpful.

2006-09-28 03:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Brad Beerdrinker 3 · 0 0

I can answer this one, Ichi darling, because I know you. You'd probably fall over before talking crap, and when you do, I'd of course be right there with my magic faerie dust to help ease the wounds you'd suffer on account of that hardwood floor......sunglasses.....lake.....uh, gotta go.....

2006-09-27 23:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Actually I think you would probably pass out, and maybe die, from all the blood rushing to your brain. Go ahead and try it though, for science, and if you survive please let me know what happened so I can pass it along to the next person to ask this question!! :) Good luck!!

2006-09-27 22:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0 0

No....fortunately body waste doesn't travel back as fast as blood does through your veins, causing not only a reddish complexion--but headaches you really don't need.

Stand on your feet, have them shuffle you to bed--it's time to get some sleep.

2006-09-27 22:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 2 0

Just put your head between your knees and continue to blow your own trumpet. Watch out for your own stinky whiffs though!

Are you a yoga master, by any chance...?!

2006-09-27 22:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by CC...x 5 · 2 0

heck yeah! It'll come out in a blue streak!!

cute sock tan lines, sweets.

2006-09-27 23:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

Actually Ichi, I found some of your previous questions entertaining, but today....

Arnold and clockwork??

Dyslexics???

Have you been stood on your head all night??

LOL!!

2006-09-27 23:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 1 0

Yep afraid so, your eyeballs will pop out and you'll start talking sdrawkcab!

2006-09-27 22:55:17 · answer #9 · answered by Susie2 4 · 0 0

obviously

2006-09-28 02:30:23 · answer #10 · answered by Special 5 · 0 0

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