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2006-09-27 18:41:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

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99.9% of knuckle sandwiches are absolutely NOT kosher. The knuckles must be cooked first, you see, so that no blood mixes between the victim and the knuckle. Some exceptions apply. For instance, if you are reading torah while giving the knuckle sandwich, it is kosher. If you have a kippah, tallis, and t'fillin on while administering the knuckle sandwich, it is kosher. If you are a rabbi, the knuckle sandwich is kosher.

And... happy rosh hashanah :) http://youtube.com/watch?v=UjlnTh26lyk

2006-09-27 18:55:58 · answer #1 · answered by mattomynameo 4 · 1 0

If the recipient is not eating a grilled cheese sandwich when the sandwich is delivered.

2006-09-28 01:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Picture Taker 7 · 0 0

is it beef, pork or chicken. That's silly anyone giving a knuckle sandwich wouldn't be chicken, Hmmm.

2006-09-28 01:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by lifeisgood 4 · 0 0

Yes. It doesn't contain any non-Kosher ingredients.

2006-09-28 01:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Depends what kind of knuckle it is. ;)

2006-09-28 01:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0 0

Not if it's delivered by a pig.

2006-09-28 01:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by larry n 4 · 0 0

Only if its the jewish haymaker

2006-09-28 01:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by Fantasy Handbook 2 · 0 0

only if you have the rabbi bless it first : )

2006-09-28 01:43:25 · answer #8 · answered by Somechicknamednicole 3 · 0 0

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