Hooray for lawsuits. If I spill coffee on myself, people should pay for making the coffee hot. If I break into someone's house and fall down the stairs, the owners should pay my medical bills. If I eat fastfood all the time, McDonalds should pay me for my liposuction.
Do you love lawsuits as much as I do?
2006-09-27 17:39:22 · 10 answers · asked by Jimmy 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
lol, very funy papamarle. I've heard that saying before, it's a great saying.
2006-09-27 17:43:59 · update #1
Oooookay, Thomas C
Were you paid to come here and rant?
2006-09-27 17:56:23 · update #2
LAWSUITS help lawyers build up a healthy savings so they can send their kids to law school to become lawyers, who run for federal office and make laws favorable to who else??????
LAWYERS.................................
What do you call ten lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?............................ A good start.
What do you call a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?...........................A missed opportunity.
Why do you never see a lawyer with his hands in his pockets?Because they are always in someone else's pockets.
What's the difference between a women lawyer and a rabid pit bull dog?............................LIPSTICK.
2006-09-27 18:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Harley Charley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, This is an edit. I was in a bad mood when I responded to your question and I appologize for it. I do believe what I said about insurance companies, having worked both with and against them in the past. It was unfair of me to come out swinging the way I did. Here's what I originally wrote:
You apparently drank the coolaid of of the lying cheating insurance companies. For example, if you were concerned about the truth, rather than imflamatory bs put out by the insurance companies, you would learn a few facts about these urban legends before promoting them.
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In response to your attack:
Actually, no, I got out of law because I found it to be way too ugly. And by the way, I don't think you were paid to promote this garbage, I think you're just easily manipulated.
2006-09-27 17:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Thomas C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lawsuits don't always work. If you want to play, Here are the rules--- #1 Haves can sue haves. - #2 Have-nots can sue haves. -- # 3 Have-nots cant sue have-nots. #4 -- Haves cant sue have-nots. Have fun. Goldberg and Goldberg.
2006-09-27 19:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by JUNK MAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - a corrupt judge is better than a good lawsuit
2006-09-27 17:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by papamarlee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lawsuits are my life, but I'm usually helping businesses collect money from deadbeats.
2006-09-30 06:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by Carl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, lawsuits are a *********
>>> I mean, if an ugly boy decided to sue his parents for making him that way...
well, that'd be a peach, now wouldn't it?
^_-
2006-09-27 17:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by LaLunalovegood 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lawsuits are good only if proper.
2006-09-27 22:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where to get the best pizza.
2006-09-28 02:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm offended you would ask such a question! I'll see you in court!!!
2006-09-27 17:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by jrnh5150 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you gotta start working
on that meow mix case
2006-09-27 18:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋