People always talk about how men name their penises, but I don't have a name for my penis and neither do my friends. Am i missing out on something, or is some sort of lie that women and television try to perpetuate?
2006-09-27 17:01:37 · 27 answers · asked by Andy 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
That I know of.. nope, they don't name their penises. That's just a movie/tv thing... I think it's retarded.
2006-09-27 17:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Yes they do.
Little Elvis
Freddy Hot Pants
Jack Johnson
The Bald Pony
Mr. Naughty
Snot Rocket
Mr. Happy
Oingo Boingo
Mini Me
Lil Junior
These are names I've heard other guys use.
Most I think use them as euphemisms because they're embarrassed to say penis or other words.
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2006-09-27 17:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by Ignoramus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that depends on the guy. But its not just guys who name the penis, I had an ex-girlfriend who named my penis Charlie. Charlie was the protector of the twins, who lived below Charlie.
During sex she would yell out oh god do me Charlie!
Months later I found out she was sleeping around behind my back with a guy named Charlie.
2006-09-27 17:36:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-26 21:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by Eddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the area i live in i have known guys to name thier penise..Mr smiley is one of them or big guy jsut a bunch of weird stuff..us women do not lie about that its the truth
2006-09-27 17:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by mother of two 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From what I know from my male friends, is that they usually receive a nick name for their penis from a girlfriend and keep it just because they think its sexy or funny.
I know my husband had a nick name for his and i curbed that real quick.
Again this is only what i have heard. I am not a male and thank god I'm not... he he.
2006-09-27 17:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by baby_thumper_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, guys really name their penises.
2006-09-27 17:03:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do. I don't. Geez, how lame is that? And I don't think for a minute it's going to turn on a woman to be introduced to Mr. Johnson. I would imagine it would have quite the opposite effect.
2006-09-27 17:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if the guys do the naming or maybe its their first lover who does the naming.
2006-09-27 17:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by valerie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont have a name for my penis but i dont feel like im missing out on any other penis-related things :)
2006-09-27 17:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by james p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋