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Can't seem to find the bloke in the phone book...

2006-09-27 16:30:28 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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It's Weinberg. And it's an unpublished listing.

2006-09-27 16:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by ?princesshousewife? 3 · 0 0

It's Ignatowski, but He's unhooked at the moment.

He didn't prepay before going on His last Vacation to Branson, Missouri, and Sprint disconnected Him. They refuse to turn Him back on until He pays another $150 deposit, which He refuses to do because He already had a $155 deposit with Sprint, which they now claim has already been credited to His Heavenly Bank Account. God Ignatowski has no record of such a deposit ever being refunded, so He's being justifiably stubborn.

Eventually, He'll be drunk while watching South Park and the 900 numbers for Hot Tuna TeleDate during the commercials will get to Him. I'll let you know when He's back in service. I need to get hold of Him about His cat pooing in the kiddies' sandbox again. Bloody Morris Number Eleven. He's worse than Marcel Marceau on Bastille Day.

2006-09-28 11:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He has an unlisted number as he hates telemarketers as much as the rest of us.

It is long distance to call but I have his number if you wish to give him a ring... He is away on a golf trip until next Tuesday but I am sure you can leave a message and he will get back to you!

God Hisseybritches,
dial; 0-000-000-0001

If he does not get back to you in a fortnight I would try again, he is a busy boy and may not have time to answer all calls.

2006-09-28 05:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0 0

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2015-01-26 01:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God is just his nickname. He's listed in the phone book a Goddle Mighty.

2006-09-27 16:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God doesnt need a last name , kinda like Madonna ya know ( NOT saying madonna is GOD , i definatley dont want to go to hell over that one )

2006-09-27 16:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 1 1

Morisette.

God's a girl you know.

2006-09-27 16:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by Katherine 6 · 0 0

You will not find god in the phone book, I tried to find it , to ask him to come to dinner.....no such number.

2006-09-27 16:32:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think it is either Dam, Is great, or even Bless

2006-09-28 10:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by krayzmom 4 · 0 0

You have to look under "B", his full name is God Les Basturd.

2006-09-27 16:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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