The damned thing is drunk as can be and blocking my front walkway.
2006-09-27 16:12:03 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Alright, follow these instructions carefully, and for God's sake be careful!!!
1. First, do not give direct eye contact to the beast as this will frustrate him and perhaps send him into a drunk and horny rage.
2. Go to the CD player and put on the Barney theme song as loud as it can go, (this is important.)
3.Grab a wooden (not metal!) spatula from the kitchen.
4. Then with the addition a metal spork carefully tie these two tools together with some pork floss.
5. Go through the back alley and carefully sneak up behind the beast via the walkway.
6. Release Fifi from the house and make sure she stays away from what is about to happen.
7. While standing on one foot and singing along to the Barney theme song shove the spork end of your new device in the beasts RIGHT ear and run like hell back to the house.
8. Now that the beast is momentarily stunned you must quickly grab a vile of sheep mojo and mix this with a small mixture of nitroglycerin, (It is in the top cupboard on the right hand side.)
9. Pour this fluid in the LEFT ear of the beast and run like hell...!!!
10. Clean up on all aisles!!
With the deadly combo of the Barney song and sheep Mojo it is easy as those 10 steps. Let me know how it went ok!
2006-09-28 01:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call in the slithy tove hitmen. They hate jabberwockies ever since they took Tweedledum and Tweedledee out for a boat ride on the East River. Rumour has it that they're now part of the greater New Jersey borogrove reef.
If the jabberwocky's really sh!t-faced blotto and you're the adventurous type, you may just want to go out and whack it yourself with a croquet mallet. They're not too bad with ranch dressing and Soy Sauce.
2006-09-28 10:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raid
2006-09-27 16:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One shot to the back of the head!
2006-09-27 16:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a thingymabobber and shoo him away
2006-09-27 16:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Kiedis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have your vorpal blade?
Then scatter popcorn about
2006-09-27 16:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slice it with a lightsaber.
2006-09-27 16:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him you have a flesh eating disease. that works for bad dates too.
2006-09-27 16:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look into purchasing a stun gun
2006-09-27 16:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by justme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell it to spell its own name....
2006-09-27 16:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by kymberee1567 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋