Ever walk out of the restroom...and about a minute later get that sinking feeling in your stomach when you realize your zipper isn't up? Then you do it up, but because your hands are still wet from washing them, you end up dampening the front of your pants? Arghh...
2006-09-27 15:27:39 · 7 answers · asked by The ~Muffin~ Man 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Oww.. I've been worse....(true story)
Once was in a shopping mall and had sudden cramps and need to crap real fast, ran to the nearest 'restroom' and did my stuff.
Great relieve and came out and while soaping my hands and looking into the mirrors, realised that there were no urinals at all..
Arggg....shock and panic and luckily no one came in before I whhossh..off
2006-09-28 03:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not as bad as a guy that was sitting with a very pretty girl when his pregnant wife or girlfriend walked up to him and spilled a whole glass of red wine on his lap... he was wearing beige pants! He jumped up, and yelled, "What the f u c k are you doing, b i t c h?" and she walked out and told the waitress to have her husband pay for the drink she spilled!
The pretty young thing asked, "Who the f u c k was that?" and when he answered, "That was my woman..." his young, pretty girlfriend got up and dropped her dish of spaghetti and meatballs on his shirt and stormed out red-faced! Meanwhile... there was silence in the entire restaurant and everyone was staring at the guy... the guy had to call a cab to get home... and the waiter gave him an apron to wear over his pants.
(SERVED HIM RIGHT! I WAS HAPPY IT HAPPENED TO HIM).
2006-09-27 22:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is why God invented pockets. Dry your hands by inserting them in your pockets!
2006-09-28 10:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a terrible world u live in
2006-09-27 22:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope..not for me...sorry it happened to you..
2006-09-27 23:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by betty boo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey, why are u so punished?
2006-09-27 22:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by pblooms3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not really, but thanks for the points.
Have a great day!
2006-09-27 22:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋