as soon as you walk in?
at a urinal?
as soon as you close the cubicle door?
should you at least be seated on the toilet?
2006-09-27 14:49:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Sociology
I checked with Ms. Manners and find that there is no hard and fast rule in this matter. In general, you are free to release the zephyr as soon as you are safely within the confines of the restroom. It is best to allow the door to close completely first though. No need to entertain passersby with the flatulent notes from your rectal flugalhorn. In what manner you release your gaseous vapor cloud is a matter of artistic license. Some can hit several notes with one single release while others go for the volume. When attempting the highly dangerous massive blast release, something that should only be attempted by trained professionals, you can often inadvertently include a bit of a lump with the release. This requires a trip to the stall for cleaning the instrument. The penultimate release is the Deadly Silent Stealth Release. These should be reserved for elevators and should be released just prior to the opening of the doors at your floor. In all of these methods lifting of the leg, biting the lower lip, and squinting the eyes are considered the mark of an amateur. The professional maintains his dignity, holds his head high and assumes an attitude of "What lowly bastard did that?"
2006-09-27 15:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you want to clear the room then fart as soon as you go in, if you want to fart in private then wait until you are behind the closed door of the cubicle and seated on the toilet, that way it might not make as much noise. Why not fart on the way to the rest room, when you walk in, while you are at the urinal, and then when you close the cubicle door and save the best for last and fart long and hard while seated. Guaranteed nobody will be in there when you are leaving. For good measures, fart as you leave, too. :)
2006-09-28 13:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since that tends to be an involuntary function and happens when it happens, the rules go away. A change in diet from all pork and beans and cabbage and broccoli will reduce that need, perhaps to the point that it can be done in the privacy of your home or car. If it is chronic, seeing a specialist could benefit you.
2006-09-28 07:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by KnowALittleBit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually wait till I'm sitting on the toilet, but only when I'm the only one in there, or if it's really noisy so no one can hear it. I get embarrassed when I fart in front of people.
2006-09-27 15:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant do it no matter what, But if I really need to, I wait till im in the cubical on the toilet and with no on else in the bathroom/
2006-09-27 14:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by Indiana Jonas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on now, you're a guy, right? Guys fart everywhere, public OR private. This has to be a rhetorical question.
2006-09-27 14:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by barbiehow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as soon as you close the cubicle door, they can't see you!
2006-09-27 14:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by james w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why wait if ya gotta fart fart wherever and look at someone else
2006-09-27 14:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by misty_51273 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As soon as you see it.
2006-09-27 14:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by Horsmn4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well right when you walk in of course only if no one is in there lol. :)
2006-09-27 14:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by olivia_deets 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋