what can i do to pass a urine test? i gotta take it tomorrow at 4pm is there any house rememidies i can use?

Question

i smoked almost 2 weeks ago and im 6ft 165lbs and i have prolly 10% bobdy fat im not to active but i do do stuff i need some seriouse ideas here.

Answer 1

You might want to go to your local head shop and get a cleanser. There are a few kinds that you can take right before your test to drop clean... Not that I would know.

Answer 2

Forget drinking tons of water. The specific gravity of your urine will drop too low, it will be considered dilute, and that will count as a fail. Usually you will be able to come back a second day, if that is dilute it is another fail, a terminal one.

When I collect urine for a drug test I pretest for common adulterants, including stuff that one buys and eats or drinks. If one is positive for an adulterant it becomes a terminal fail.

Consider this though. While different companies test for different things, tetrahydroconnabinol (THC) is commonly tested for. True it remains resident in fatty tissue. But most places have a "cut-off" point, meaning that a small amount of THC present, but less than the cut-off point is not a fail.

It's been two weeks. Providing that what you say is true, and providing that this is not a DOT or Military test I'd suspect that you will test negative.

I would rather see some THC than a high level of nicotene. Society focuses on THC as something evil when, in fact nicotene is the evil substance. Occasional, and responsible (not smoking and driving) recreational use of marijuana has, I believe far less consequences that tobacco use. If you're in a factory, consider that 10-25% of the worker population will die, a horrid, and a costly (to society) death due to tobacco use.

But we don't call nicotene a drug. Why....because of things like the DARE program, funded by tobacco manufacturers specifically to make sure that the one drug that will kill 10-25% of your friends is not considered a drug.

Marijuana is not terribly harmful, used in moderation, but society has focused on it as a terrible evil. In my estimation, smoking pot is simply no longer worth the risk.

Answer 3

If you want to give it a go, consider the below...my first advice though would be to find out the circumstances around your company's drug testing policy. If you are found to be uncooperative or cheating the process you will almost certainly lose your job. If you are up front, cooperative and willing to seek help as directed, most companies will work with you and keep you on board.

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Empty your bladder 2 hours before the test. Between 2 and 1 hours before the test, drink 2-3 bottles of water. If you have to pee, suck it up. When you are to piss in the cup, collect urine from the middle of urinating...don't use your first or last urine.

Don't use commercial products intended to clean out your system. Any testing agency of any quality will test for these cleansers as well--why would you possibly have these in your system if you weren't trying to cover something up. Your urine will also need to meet a minimum / maximum temperature requirement.

Don't know the rationale behind Anthony's explanation, but I can't say for sure it wouldn't work...so from your perspective I'd say it's as good as my recommend

Answer 4

First off stop using so you won't have this problem again. Drink tea, any kind, like it's going out of style then be sure to use the potty once or twice before the test. You should be okay. Good luck;)

Answer 5

Go to your local supermarket (or Wal-Mart) and look in the gelatin (jello) isle and look for a product named Certo(Premium liquid fruit pectin) It costs less than $3. It is a product used to make Jell-O, preserves, jellies and jams. In a box you should have 2 foil pouches inside. You want to take one of the pouches and mix with 1 gallon of water. Drink (1) 8oz. glass of the cloudy mixture every 15-20 minutes until the gallon is finished. Now, it is very important that you urinate at least 3-4 times prior to taking your test! You want to make sure that it is in your urine when you take your test. If your test is at 4pm, you want to start drinking at about 2:00/2:15. I cannot stress enough that you must urinate at least 3 or 4 times before you take your test, and you want to drink you last glass of mix before heading out for your test. Now, don't force yourself to urinate those 3 or 4 times, let it build-up naturally then go.
Make sure you go to the bathroom one last time before you head out for your test, you don't want to feel like your bladder is going to burst while you're waiting to pee in the cup:) lol I swear by this process. I've had to do this before, and I had to do it again recently (last week) and it hasn't failed. Stick to the process!

Answer 6

in theory if it was two weeks ago u should be ok.... you should try drinking as much water as posibble until your test... i.e. atleast 2ltrs an hour.

Answer 7

wow, i would listen to anthony. It could work i guess. Or he thinks it is really funny to play tricks on you.

Answer 8

ALL I KNOW IS DRINK A LOT OF WATER. YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THINGS THAT WOULD CAUSE YOU TO HAVE PROBLEMS. TRY TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT.

Answer 9

Amputate your crank

Answer 10

how about the classic "dont do drugs"? works every time.