aw man!!! i don't want to go to jail
2006-09-27 14:31:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Don't panic! Take a deep breathe and asses the situation. Are there any witnesses? Can this be traced back to you? Do you know a good place to dispose of the body? Burn any clothes you have on, and clean up the mess. Any hard surfaces call for bleach as the cleaner. Time is of the essence. Make sure that if you are questioned by the police you have your story down to the T. Do not admit to any wrong doing even if they say they have hard evidence. This actually means they don't have jack **** and they need a confession to make this case. And get an alibi damn it. If you need help e-mail me but its gonna cost you especially if there will be any body dismemberment. My going rate is 200 an hour let me know.
2006-09-27 14:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Popcorn Playa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calm down. Take a deep breath. Did you really kill it? Perhaps you just injured it. Have you called 911? Whatever you do ...do NOT leave the scene. You don't want to be charged with leaving the scene of a murder. Those ant tribunals are VERY harsh on people like that. Talk to all the witnesses. get names and numbers. Was the ant drinking? Did he walk under your foot on purpose? Perhaps he was suicidal. Good luck man. I 'll be watching Court TV for your case.
2006-09-27 21:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by GUNNSLINGER 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well lets just hope it really was a ant not a aunt ha ha lol well either way let me know i know where to bury the body
2006-09-27 21:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by CHERRYSCION 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the ant on someone
2006-09-27 21:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by firstknight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of the evidence, eat it. If anyone asks, you lie and we'll swear to it.
2006-09-27 21:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick, kill the Uncle too, you don't want witnesses!
2006-09-27 22:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by Milkaholic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no call 911 everyone!
2006-09-27 21:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by ab_ova_here 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh. sorry dude. you're in a tight fix now... :]
2006-09-27 21:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by T.L. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you should that was probably your great-great grandfather!!!
2006-09-27 22:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am telling the cops........
2006-09-27 21:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by Dr.Drake Romorei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋