Y'know, like:
...a chocolate teapot.
...an ashtray on a bike.
...a cardboard staircase.
...an inflatable dartboard.
2006-09-27 14:08:18 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
underwater hairdryer.
2006-09-28 04:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ellie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sauna belt in the desert,
waiting for the rain to change into little droplets of chocolate,
standing up someone that is already your ex,
lounging in a roller coaster,
trying to get pregnant from doing lots of push ups,
ironing the wings of a fly,
implanting silicon boobs in your chinchilla,
doing 20 on the freeway,
having your organs arranged differently.
2006-09-28 03:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by Louise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a condom machine in a maternity unit
an alcohol level testing machine in Benidorm
asking George Bush to spell a word
a glass hammer
a compass at the North Pole
2006-09-28 11:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by markspanishfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man short
2006-09-27 16:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by hazilbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a drunken gymnast
a Sierra on bricks
a Police Community Support Officer
a soaked paper bag
John Prescott
2006-09-27 15:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by mr_carburettor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lead balloon
an American
a woman's parking
2006-09-29 03:01:56 · answer #6 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fart in a lift... a left handed screwdriver... a glass hammer... a strobelight at an epileptic disco... orgy at a convent? That sort of thing? No Aint got any,.
2006-09-27 14:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by LukeyM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An assurance from John Prescott...
2006-09-27 22:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by Gerard McCarthy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chocolate fireguard!
Brakes on a canoe
2006-09-28 13:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by debbie w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cream cake to a 15 stone woman
2006-09-27 14:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by len m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pair of spectacles to a man with one ear or a pork pie in a kibbutz
2006-09-27 14:29:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋