Or used?
Did it work?
2006-09-27 14:05:29 · 18 answers · asked by â?¥MissMayâ?¥ 4 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
"Do my laundry for me."
That's what this Erytrian guy said to my biggest college crush ever.
On the first day of spring, I took her out of class, gave her a red rose, a calligraphed card, and a quick (90-second) serenade on the violin, a long, long hug (it was gonna be short but she didn't lemme go!) and two reciprocated kisses on the face.
The laundry line, sadly, was the one that worked.
2006-09-27 14:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by A Box of Signs 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was out one night with my mates and this really cute bloke came over and asked me if i f@uked like a dog?? i was totally shocked he then pointed out my radley hand bag and said he had been told that birds with handbag's with the radley dog sh@g real good and did i want to ????? what a shame because he was a honey he would have been better off shutting his trap
2006-09-27 16:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by hazilbabe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I went to a pub and this guy was hovering did not take much notice to biz with my mates the next week i went with my sister and this hoverer came up to me and said oy i seen you in here last week you was wearing a jumper with lumps in what could i say back
2006-09-27 22:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Debs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A girl came up to me in the club and just asked for my phone number, gave me a kiss then walked off. I went back to hanging out with my mates... I then got a text off the girl saying "Im outside, if youre not here in 5 minutes Im leaving without you. xxx"... Im ashamed to say it worked. I was gone!
2006-09-27 14:12:20 · answer #4 · answered by LukeyM 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time I was standing at the bar in a night club when a larger lady came up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, poured her drink down her cleavage and then said, "do you mind getting that for me?". Full marks for trying!
2006-09-27 14:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my worst chat up line was 'I'm a blackbelt in origarmi', needless to say I left him with his paper folding.
2006-09-27 19:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilizeds? No it didn't work
2006-09-27 14:22:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anchor Cranker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Overheard outside the kebab shop opposite my flat-"Do you want it up the *ss"
2006-09-27 14:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you got children? Do you want some? Then let's get to it.
No, it didn't work.
2006-09-27 14:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"how do you like my ceiling ? lie down , you`ll see it better "! ,,,,it worked a treat , i`ve been on my back every day (and night) since .
2006-09-27 14:22:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋