Why do British people think their humor is so damn sophistacated? This is all in fun ya tea sippers!?
I mean, it's not that we can't understand it, it's just so effing dumb. Do they think their better than us, because I can think of some reasons why they are not.
1 We kicked your *** in the Revolutionary War
2 We saved your as s in WWII (You'd all be speaking German)
3 Soccer is for pu ssies who cant throw a proper AMERICAN FOOTBALL.
4 They take offese because baseball has the WORLD SERIES. When in reality they could never ever beat us in it.
5 Put something in your water. (you know what im talking about)
6 We dont give a **** about your tea. We proved that a while ago.
7 Our Hollywood stars are internationally know and theirs suc. (exception: the guy from house)
8 Why do they listen to OUR music. I laugh when I hear British rappers!
9 If rugby is so bad as s, explain croquet?
10 A red blooded American would never smoke a ***, or a whole pack of fags for that matter.
11 Name something actually appetizing from a British menu.
2006-09-27 13:45:42 · 9 answers · asked by standanddeliver87 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My ancestors aren't British. But obviously you are. For a Brit, yur a little ignorant to think Americans are all of British ancestory. I though we were the ones who didn't know about the rest of the globe. Stop proving my point!!!
The hole gets a little deeper........
2006-09-27 13:54:14 · update #1
Im sorry you feel that way daljack. Judging by the number of points you have, I could make some pretty strong generalizations about you!
have u heard the way Brits talk about us Yanks?
2006-09-27 14:01:18 · update #2
if you are going to correct my grammar, then please use correct grammar yourself Latin. I never learned to use commas like the way you do.
2006-09-27 14:09:34 · update #3
The British have a habit of thinking they fathered us and we are their children and of the same race. As you said we are totally different. I do use the word fag for cigarettes though cause its funny LOL. Well America is better my son. Keep marching for old glory.
2006-09-27 13:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by gook_mother 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hey, actually, I dont even think you are American just look at your writing for starters! NON of my American associates, Friends, business partners, write and spell, the way you do, did you go to school I ask myself, because it sure looks like you never got past second grade! College thats a laugh and a half. You look like you need go and find something constructive to do, got a job ?
sophistacated-sophisticated
their-they´re
pu ssies-PussyCat
offese -offence/offense-American spelling, you got neither one right !
Internationally Know-Internationally Known.
fags-Cigarettes. "fags" is British Slang or American for "*****" (Gay)! get my drift mate ?
2006-09-27 13:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by Latin Techie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be ashamed to be an American just because 1 individual states his or her feelings about the British. You might feel ashamed instead by a foreign individual stating for you to be ashamed and you actually believe him or her! In my mind no race is better than the other.
2006-09-27 14:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
These statements make me embarrassed to be an American.
Most of us are much smarter that this. The world and the people in it are so diverse....do yourself a favor and do some traveling and read a book.
I love #8 ...really intelligent. LOL
2006-09-27 13:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give your head a shake and go rant somewhere else.
2006-09-27 13:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least now we know...americans are so naive for thinking this way!!!!!
so optimistics!
and funny!
lol
2006-09-27 13:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh goody... You're better than your ancestors already?
2006-09-27 13:47:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like you've answered your own question- so why you asking?
2006-09-27 13:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by Witty P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are not better. they are just different, that's all.
2006-09-27 13:47:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋