im in favor of chevy so dont dis on them
2006-09-27 13:13:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Chevrolet
OMG I can't believe I'm doing this. I absolutely love my Chevy's and I know that there isn't another to compare to them, but you asked for it so here goes.
1. chevy IS built like a rock the darn thing is always weighing you down.
2. ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wern’t for chevys my tools would rust.
3. did u know 80 percent of chevys are still on the road... the other 20 percent made it home
2006-09-28 18:21:09 · answer #1 · answered by ladylucknc 4 · 7⤊ 3⤋
A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he
had, how
many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man,
growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how
much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat
and said to the young
man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup
at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the
other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back
quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck
too"!
I could never keep a Chevy under me, I was always under the Chevy.
Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say "Speed limit 65,
Chevys-do the
best you can"
2013-12-15 13:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
Q. What did the Ford say to the Chevy?
A. Would you like a tow home?
Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
A. Put a Ford engine in it.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
2006-09-27 13:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by luvmymustang5speed 2 · 12⤊ 3⤋
anybody selling their chevy, I could use a good boat anchor for my fishing trip this weekend
2015-07-17 07:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by christy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CouldHaveEngineeredVehicleInElementarySchool....get it?CHEVIES
2006-09-29 03:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by done wrenching 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Chevy is a Joke Buy A FORD ! BOLD-MOVES
FIRST ON RACE DAY & HENERYS LAST NAME THATS ALL, Freinds Dont Let Freinds Drive Chevys GM Stands For Gaudy Matiral, Get Makeover,Gitting Munchies,Gone Mad,-C.old -H.arted -E.vel.-V.ehicle,-Y.early
2006-09-29 05:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mechanical 6 · 5⤊ 4⤋
those of you who'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford, usually do
2006-09-28 18:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 5⤋
rather push a chevy than drive a ford.
EC
2006-09-27 13:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by elclone 3 · 2⤊ 6⤋
You didn't actually believe that Ford people wouldn't jump on this? LMFAO!!!!!......."There are two kinds of cars in the world...Chevrolet and all the rest!"......."Edsel Ford decided not to buy a Chevy, cause if he got one then Henry would want one too!!".....Oh...before i forget....Ford is coming out with a heated tailgate/trunk lid option for their vehicles. It's so that people's hands won't stick to them when pushing them in the winter!!!
2006-09-29 23:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 7⤋
if want to laugh drive a chevy and laugh at the people u drive by broke down with fords. ford has a circle around their problem look at the logo
2006-09-29 06:07:26 · answer #10 · answered by chevy_redneck8 2 · 2⤊ 8⤋