2006-09-27 13:02:00 · 13 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I LOVE Oprah too girl,
I would just hide the little guys and when the Gays arrive...VOILA! Pull out the shrimp platter and offer her one, then let the fellas have the tray. OR...maybe you can fake her out with chicken strips? Cut them down to jumbo shrimp size, and get creative with food coloring! Just a thought.
Love you!
2006-09-27 13:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Kathy, I have had the very same problem myself, except it was my friend Amy with the cocktail weenies! Here's what you do, invite the gays at 6:30pm, with fashionably late time taken into account they should arrive around 7:15. Prep the shrimp early and seperate them into two trays, plenty of cocktail sauce and all the standard accoutrement. Serve the first tray and only present the second after the first is completely gone. Then once you have all that accounted for, quit worrying, because Oprah won't show up anyway! Love Ya!!!! Cat in Long Beach
2006-09-27 20:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but put out a sign that the shrimp were raised in sour cream and cooked in real butter and have 1,000 calories per shrimp. Oh - don't forget - this only works if you invite Bob Green to pull her away from the buffet. lol
2006-09-27 20:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you should invite her. I'm sure you can order lots of Jumbo Shrimp enough for everybody.
2006-09-27 20:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Serve the jumbo shrimp before she gets there.
2006-09-27 20:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite her, but don't put the jumbo shrimp out until your gays get there. They'll love you for it!!!
2006-09-28 07:02:06 · answer #6 · answered by Eat At The Y 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oprah is really an evil alien that was sent here to self-promote mindless babble for a diabolical scheme of taking over the universe. ignore her! Howard Stern is your only answer.
2006-09-27 20:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by ta2dpilot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way. That creepy Dr. Phil always follows her around. He eats the onion dip and gets drunk then he won't stop crying. I hate that. Invite Regis instead.
2006-09-27 20:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sugarface 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Whatever rocks your boat (said with a total lack of interest in your stupid question and aimed solely at claiming 2 points)
2006-09-27 20:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by God 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes definitely invite Oprah she is your ticket to fame, Look what she did for Dr. Phill
2006-09-27 20:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ivan D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋