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2006-09-27 12:31:19 · 12 answers · asked by Itisme 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
monkeys
i was so pissed at my little brother. i was going OFF. he was laughing the whole time. i finally said WTF are you laughing at? he got seroius and said, your so sexy when your mad. i laughed so hard i forgot why i was mad.
My sister-in-law says (to male or female) "whats the matter- your pussyy hurt??? You got sand in the puss??"
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2006-09-27 12:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by SallyC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was born I was so ugly that my mom had to tie a piece of meat around my neck so the dog would play with me. Said by my Dad! lol
2006-09-27 12:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
May I offer you an insult?
2006-09-27 12:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after 3 months of having my baby,the clerk at the grocery asked when my new baby is due and I just hadn't lost the weight from having 1 baby!
2006-09-27 12:33:42 · answer #4 · answered by happy1here♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think he was starting it out as a compliment.
"You have pretty fingers. They look like chicken feet. Chopped, frozen chicken feet."
2006-09-27 12:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once i was in a chatroom, and this jerk was insulting everyone, so someone said: "*****, your insults are unoriginal and stupid. I dub thee 'f*cktard'." No joke
2006-09-27 12:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once told a story and started saying "when i was little" meaning when i was younger...my friend said "YOU STILL ARE" and everyone around me couldn't stop laughing because i'm so so small (5'2 85lb and 19 yrs old)
2006-09-27 12:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by Sexxssay? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
go fuc k your own penis, lol it wasnt said to me but someone else and it just made me laugh for like a week
2006-09-27 12:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go suck s h i t through a rag!
2006-09-27 12:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by noname 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
2006-09-27 12:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by hahaha 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋