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Liberalism is stinking up this country called America where we have the freedom to worship Jesus Christ (by stopping people from taking out the Ten Commandments out of our courthouses/churches). Liberalism goes beyond the bounds of the "right" to "free speech." In order to control and squish liberalism, I have singlehandedly cokme up with a plan. Listen:

1) Tax all the Liberals to death. This will encourage them to come to the Republican Party. Then, we will spend all their money on war stuff like missiles because liberals hate war.
2) Repeal the First Ammendment. This ammendment is only keeping liberals in our blessed Country.
3) Place liberal politicians in conservative churches, so they will hear about God and come to the ideology of conservatism.

This is just a small snippet of my plan. I am mailing the rest of the plan to my man George W. Bush in case he is interested in implementing these policies.

If any of my fellow conservatives have advice, do say.

God bless America!

2006-09-27 12:05:15 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

28 answers

Right behind you!! Put them in prisons with the terrorist scum they are so fond of protecting.

2006-09-27 12:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Steven B 2 · 3 4

It is a very funny thing. You are stupid enough to think that many liberals do not know what goes on in the church. Sorry to say you are ignorant. I would love to give you a few lessons on what Jesus actually taught, but I have dealt with pinheads like you long enough to know you are warped in you ignorance and the light cannot come in. I am sure you miss Paul's point in Galatians where he writes that people want others under law so they can brag about the people submission to the leadership's will. I am sure you have missed that point, too. You live in darkness and call it light.

2006-09-27 19:21:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hmmm....funny....
I was conservative until I became a Christian and realized how much Jesus preferred to hang out with the people I wouldn't have given the time of day to before. Now I hang out with street people and refugees and sex workers and Catholics and Muslims and Evangelicals and Jews and homosexuals and pacifists and ....oh my gosh! Jesus turned me into a LIBERAL !!!!

By the way.... I found out something interesting last night.... "America the Beautiful", that great patriotic song, was writen by a woman who lived in a loving, committed same-sex relationship for 25 years! What has your world come to? (Mine's great!)

2006-09-27 19:44:50 · answer #3 · answered by ladyfraser04 4 · 2 1

Here's the thing. Questions on Yahoo Answers are asked, read and answered by people all over the English-speaking world and beyond, by people of all political beliefs – left, right and center.

But brain-rotted questions like this are almost only ever asked (and asked over and over again) by one group of people in the whole world: American right wingers. Perhaps I should say 'extreme right wingers', because I don't want to suggest that all Republicans or conservatives are like this guy. Indeed, there are one or two answers already on this page from conservatives whose brains are clearly still intact.

I abhor racism and other forms of prejudice, but I'm beginning to think that people who ask questions like this (which are not really questions at all) represent some kind of lower order of humanity.

2006-09-27 19:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 2 · 2 2

Your god is better then my god. I don't think that is freedom of religion. I don't need to see the ten commandments to follow them but you feel you have the right to shove them down every ones throat because you are such a good Christian. You wouldn't know Jesus if you bumped into him because you don't have a clue what his message was. You are just another racist babbling about nothing of any value totally absent of any intelligent thought process.

2006-09-27 19:41:49 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas S 4 · 1 1

Yup. Right in line with G.W. Terrorism is so much more fun when you're the one dishing it out, isn't it. Good Christians.

2006-09-27 19:26:56 · answer #6 · answered by socrates 6 · 2 0

I don't want a country without liberals and Im a conservative. They are our yang, they keep the balance.

2006-09-27 19:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by razeumright 3 · 2 1

You need some balance here's a piece of liberal pie < )
take a bite my friend .Or let me roll you up a nice J take a toke and chill out.

2006-09-27 19:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 1 2

maybe not get rid or the first amendment totally but revise it so you cant say anything negative about the country.
I think Liberals are lost forever. once one becomes a lib they ignore anything intelligent.

2006-09-27 19:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by ace 6 · 1 1

you sound like hitler

Thank goodness idiots like you will never take control. (sorry, I originally said thank "god" but took it out)

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE! :) I'm an atheist by the way, i was born one of your little protestant robots but decided to use my brain.

Bless America!

2006-09-27 19:17:27 · answer #10 · answered by New Jersey Steve 5 · 2 1

Oh Brother, sounds like pure service to humanity, like Jesus would do

2006-09-27 19:10:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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