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it started three months ago i woke up and i could not move.my muscles hurt and are very tight.after some rest it get better,but if i am sitting on the floor for a long time it happens agian.i have lost 30 pounds in three months.no excercise.all weight was lost in my arms and legs.i used to be able to do about 500 push ups,now have a hard time with 10.doctors say need e.e.g. and m.r.a.,i already got a x-ray and m.r.i. for my back. please tell me whats wrong with me!!!

2006-09-27 12:01:34 · 3 answers · asked by memyselfcall 3 in Health General Health Care Other - General Health Care

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~You came to the right place. Forget about the eeg, the x-rays, the mri or anything the doctors have to say. The next full moon, go out into you back yard or up on your roof. Disrobe completely expect for a green bandana tied around your neck with a sheepshead knot. Slowly turn counter-clockwise 3 revolutions. Then drink a broth of monkey urine, narwhale tusk and tanis root. Stand on your head for 5 minutes while chanting "Goobleskeera, devine and kind, mend these aching bones of mine". If it doesn't bring immediate relief, repeat the process during the next full moon, but this time first cover you body in the putrifed remains of a decomposing woodchuck.

2006-09-27 12:10:57 · answer #1 · answered by Oscar Himpflewitz 7 · 0 0

you need to eat some more or eat things with calcium. im not sure what is e.e.g or m.r.a

2006-09-27 19:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥frisco♥ 6 · 0 0

You should have the tests your doctors are recommending.

2006-09-27 19:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by jonnyraven 6 · 0 0

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