If you knew you would fall asleep and that this would mean you fell off the top shelves, no avoiding that.
Typical supermarket that sells allsorts.
The alarms and your phone don't work in this case.
2006-09-27 11:47:16 · 13 answers · asked by Chris cc 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
If you didn't have the meat option, lets say they are fussy and want live food.
2006-09-27 11:55:13 · update #1
If you think past the daftness of the question, there's a lot of scope for inginuity. Oh - I forgot this is a point-gathering site.
2006-09-27 11:56:44 · update #2
Lordofthetarot - Yes, that's as believable as my question!. No actually, I have been more or less trapped outdoors with an large alsation that I did not know. I had a torch and found that it scared it, or gained me some respect. Maybe it was a guard dog. But it did get my imagination going for a while after.
2006-09-27 12:22:57 · update #3
The wolves have a disadvantage running on the slippery floor. I'd climb the shelves and get to the umbrellas.
I'd open an umbrella in their face, that freaks animals out because they can't figure it out. It will sometimes scare off a large aggressive dog.
I'd chuck crunchy bran cereal in the aisle underneath, which would be like walking on Lego bricks, and if they got up to my level would use hot pepper sauce as a last resort until the manager turned up on Monday morning and they can eat him while I escape.
2006-09-28 02:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by sarah c 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very agile animals, wolves. A top shelf is not a place that would defeat them. They are wild creatures, able to forage and climb with alarcity.
So what to do...what to do?????
1. Sit and think.
2. Remain sitting and think some more.
3. Throw a few biscuits, just for my own amusement.
5. Think some more, pondering my plight.
6 Throw a lot of doggie food, in such a clever way they think it is 'alive'.
7. Faintly call out 'Help'.
8. Try to form eye-contact with the leader of the pack.
9. Successful eye-contact achieved, he even gives me a sly wolfish grin.
10. Open a dialogue with him.
11. Explain my plight and promise to get them all the food they could possibly desire.
12. Get them all the food they demand. They LOVE me.
13. Enjoy the rest of the weekend with my newfound wolf-friends.
14. Exit when the store opens, and become an immediate star. World book-rights, film rights, chat shows. Oprah, naturally and other countries chat shows. Naturally, accompanied by my wolf friends at all times.
I trust my answer is just as believable as your question!
Thank you for reading my answer... I did wonder if the wolves had got to you!
2006-09-27 19:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by lordofthetarot 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to the kitchen appliance section and get some knives. I hardly doubt they would win. Depending how many were in the pack. Hold on! We are in a supermarket. Why not just give them a bunch of raw meat and they would have already had thier fillings to worry about me.
EDIT: Kill them somehow. I would have to turn into Magyver. I would get lighter fluid, toilet paper, and a lighter. Douse them in lighter fluid then put some on the toilet paper rolls. Light up the toilet paper and lauch it at them. Let them burn pretty well. I could do this multiple times before they get weary(asuming it won't kill them). Then with my kitchen knives, go to work. For they should be incredibly weak to put up a good enough fight.
2006-09-27 18:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mitchell B 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apart from meat, dogs eat pretty much all food we do ( assuming wolves are the same), so you could feed them cheese, cooked pasta, cakes, chocolate and so on, pretty soon they would be too fat to move about quickly and you could make your escape
2006-09-27 19:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by strawman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure the meat's all open. The wolves aren't going to eat me if they're fed. Then I would find the breakroom and stay in there.
2006-09-27 18:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by random6x7 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would fall asleep fall off and flatten them i am a big guy the rest would be scared off by the shock wave of their mates being splattered to the four winds
2006-09-28 12:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by delsg1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would lock myself in a large fridge, (taking lots of food obviously) either that or raid the 'pro plus' section, then you wouldnt fall asleepo anyway!
2006-09-28 05:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by nai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw them the Manager and make a run for it while they're taking him down. I assume he's hiding up there with you.
2006-09-27 18:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Empy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you come up with this?!
Find the wolf repellent
or a thing of lamb and fill them up on that
2006-09-27 18:54:58 · answer #9 · answered by devinthedragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would start shopping at a different supermarket.
2006-09-28 08:01:04 · answer #10 · answered by fenlandfowl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋