George W Bush gets sent to hell.
When he get's there, howver, he finds that it is completely full.
Satan says Bush still has to be punished. You'll have to choose someone to go to heaven, and you can take their place.
So, Bush begins to walk down a hall of doors, all leading to different eternal tortures.
In the first room, Bush sees Al Gore. Al is forced to pick up the same rock and toss it into the water near him, only to have it reappear in front of him, he does this for all eternity. "I don't want that punishment," says Bush
Next, he sees Jerry Falwell. Jerry is forced to pierced to continue piercing his own ears, and then wait for the skin to grow back over and do it again, for all eternity. Bush decides he doesn't want this punishment either.
Third, he comes to a room and sees Bill Clinton. On top of him is Monica Lewinski, doing....you know what. "I'll take this punishment!" say's George eagerly.
"Ok," says satan "Monica, you're free to go"
2006-09-27 11:36:22 · 31 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
No, & stop taking the Lord's name in vein.
2006-09-27 12:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Steven B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Poor Clinton.
2006-09-27 18:49:40 · answer #2 · answered by notme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a variation of this yesterday, but instead of G.W. it was Brezhnev, with the usual Marxist or Bolshevik personalities. Instead of Monica Lewinsky, it was Marilyn Monroe on Krushchev's knees.
Where did you get this? Or did you do the adaptation?
2006-09-27 18:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-09-27 19:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by aka DarthDad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is a funny joke. I think that Monica, Bill and, Al don't belong in hell. But Bush already has his ticket punched and ready to go.
2006-09-27 18:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Tommy D 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Better versions of it exist, but it is a funny twist on the actual joke.
2006-09-27 18:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by Yit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old Joke
2006-09-27 19:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by SVern 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny when I heard it years ago with a different cast of characters but about the same punch line.
2006-09-27 18:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I thought the joke was in very bad taste and did not find it funny
2006-09-27 18:48:29 · answer #9 · answered by jokatzi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My wife says yes, very
2006-09-27 18:40:51 · answer #10 · answered by oldtreeplanter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋