i am real bush believe it or not. All you my fellow Americans tell me openly, what changes or new beginning do you guys want, so that my party ,wins the forthcoming mid term election.
2006-09-27 10:54:08 · 9 answers · asked by George B 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Well Mr. President... I want to thank you for taking the time to come to Yahoo to contact the American People.
First, crack down on Congress and get them to build a fence along our southern border. Then round up the illegals and deport them. I'll find Americans willing to do the job... honest.
Second, keep the heat on them fellers up at the UN, and make sure they prevent Iran from building any NUCULAR (sic) weapons. 'Cause everyone knows the UN can solve problems... see how well they've done in Darfur, Lebanon, Ghana, etc.
Third, How about settling the issue of the mid-term elections with a Jello Wrestling Cage Match 'tween Laura and Hillary ?
Fourth, Plug the leaks within your office, the CIA, and Congress... it really IS okay to put your finger in a dike (despite what Bill Clinton told you when he left).
Lastly... pass an Executive Order requiring NBC to bring back "The West Wing".
Thank you W...
Oh... what IS the secret "Skull & Bones" handshake ??
2006-09-27 11:18:52 · answer #1 · answered by mariner31 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Stop raping social programs just to fund your greedy War for Oil in Iraq. Bring those troops home! Make the oil companies, EVEN YOURS ...err Exxon/Mobile lower gas prices. Of course with no troops aboad we'll HAVE MORE gas HERE! Forget about the Mexicans. They have their OWN country!!! Tell the TRUTH about 9/11...or do you know what the word "truth" means? Don't rig the polls AGAIN...TWICE was more than ENOUGH!!! Stop spying on ordinary citizens. Stop making lists online of certain groups of people...you know what I'm talking about!!! Stop shredding the Constitution. It is NOT "just a G-D piece of paper"!!! It was put there to keep totalitarian regimes like yours from taking over. Our Founding Fathers are rolling in their graves because of YOU. I could keep going on and on but won't but this is a good first step towards your goal. (WINK ;) )
And take a hint: Read "The Rise and Fall of Rome" and also take a lesson from what happened to Hitler!
2006-09-27 20:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by x_southernbelle 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Give me full authority to take over and make all the decisions .
2006-09-27 18:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
umm bush had his years for 4 years....stupid. he cant elect again.....
2006-09-27 18:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
resign
2006-09-28 02:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
let mexicans fix their papers
2006-09-27 18:08:12 · answer #6 · answered by marisol_chata 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
come to my house tonight!! Show me a good time.
2006-09-27 18:01:52 · answer #7 · answered by chik4jesus 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
There is nothing you can do.
2006-09-27 17:57:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Suicide.
2006-09-27 19:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by Sleep deprived 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋