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2006-09-27 10:50:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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mission accomplished


yeah , right ...

2006-09-29 12:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by Milos K 4 · 0 0

A poem made up of "Bushisms"

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

2006-09-27 10:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by O'Faolain 3 · 0 0

"36. "Do you've blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001" Phony quote. He by no skill suggested that. i will enable you to try to make sure out which different costs are phony. you want to do your own analyze rather of blindly cutting and pasting a gaggle of costs.

2016-11-24 23:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by incera 3 · 0 0

Nucular warheads

2006-09-27 10:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by Luis LU 1 · 0 0

" This is not the time to point fingers" this was Bush take on slow action on hurricane Katrina. I guess he didnt want fingers pointed becuse they would all be pointed at him!!!

2006-09-27 12:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by heathermom0927 2 · 0 0

"There is no French word for 'Entrepreneur.'"

"I want to bring in more oil from Mexico to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

"Oh F***, the mike was still on."

"I refuse to go hunting with Dick." Oh wait, that was smart...

"Hey Dan Quayle, how do you spell...."

2006-09-27 11:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There are too many to choose from, I quess that one where he said he should be a king.

2006-09-27 11:07:57 · answer #7 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0 0

there are so many he had to have help to come up with them all!!

2006-09-27 11:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0 0

when he says "weapons of mass destruction". he just sounds so dumb.... and he says it with an akcent(

2006-09-27 10:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"There's black people in Brazil?"

What an idiot. DEE DEE DEE

2006-09-27 10:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by Reggaeton Ambassador 5 · 0 0

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