Can I keep a misaddressed package to my house?

Question

It is a large box that says; "refridgerated remains of aliens from Roswell." Should I send it back or throw it on the grill?

Answer 1

yes they are now legally yours.

Imagine though the consequences. - Ant and Dec turn up looking for them. NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

Answer 2

Send it back. Keeping Alien mattter is a federal offense. So the office of homeland security needs to know about that package.

Answer 3

What's worrying me is not that u posted this question, but that mckenzie *actually* answered it. What's worse, she got 2 points for that! Throw it on the grill, some bbq sauce will do the trick..

Answer 4

it is probablly a hoax because nobody would post that on the cover of a package that would be handeld by many strangers, who does that? it is most likely a hoax but in the mean time grill it!

Answer 5

No. It's against the law to open a mail package that's mot yours.

Answer 6

The most probable is that its a prank. I think you should send it back and see what happenes.

Answer 7

yuk send it back. unless you like grilled alien meat.

Answer 8

Id open it but its better to send it back

Answer 9

throw it on the grill here is a reciep good for alien meat:

HOW TO COOK AN ALIEN
Was the Weber Charcoal Barbcue

designed from the wreck of an alien spaceship at Roswell in 1947?

This fact has been kept hidden from the public for years!


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The argument for eating Aliens
Aliens come here uninvited.
They ate Elvis.
They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.
They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying).
They are Kosher meat.
They taste good if prepared well.
According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.
Their meat is safer than British Beef.
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ALIEN TYPES
CATCHING YOUR ALIEN
REMOVING THE SKIN
RECIPES
Other Web Resources dedicated to eating aliens (and a few other) strange things

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ALIEN TYPES
Blues
Blue Aliens are just that, blue in colour, though the shade varies based on age. The rule of thumb is, the deeper the blue colour, the tougher the meat.
No-one knows where they come from, but it's generally thought that they are the more docile of the edible species. Flesh is compared in texture to chicken, and most cuts are suitable for frying, grilling, and a good curry.

Greys
Greys are, naturally grey in colour, though they are as tall as blues. It is thought that they come from a colder planet than the blues. Their meat is generally tougher than blues, and also higher in cholesterol. Good for mincing for hamburger meat, although a wine based marinade will allow you to prepare a good stew or casserole. As their meat is tougher than Blues, more cooking time is needed.
A famous recipe, first tried after Roswell, in 1947, was a Sage and Onion stuffing, which is said to have brought out some delicate flavours in the meat.






AUTOPSY OR SAGE AND ONION STUFFING? - YOU DECIDE
(This photograph was smuggled out of Roswell,before the autopsy film was censored. As you can see, the truth about the "autopsy" is far more chilling than previously thought)


Reptiloids
If you have seen a lizard, then you begin to have some idea about what a reptiloid looks like. Reptiloids evolved on a planet where the dinosaurs were not made extinct. Naturally, they have high intelligence (well, for a lizard, that is). They are roughly human size. Their meat has been generally described as similar to crocodile (to be expected), and their legs can be prepared in a similar fashion to the French cuisine "frogs legs", though typically, a single leg will feed a family of 6, generously.
Another excellent preparation is to mince the meat, and make a "meatball" dish.

Reptiloid meat is the lowest in fat and cholesterol content, and is good for those with a heart condition

Hybrids
Hybrid Aliens are a controversial subject for eating, since they are generally the result of either alien impregnation experiments, or successful, mutually agreed mating between humans and aliens.
My advice is to take it as read that they are neither alien nor human, however care must be taken before deciding if it is acceptable to eat a hybrid. I have no recipes for hybrids. Speculation as to their taste must be left to the imagination, though it is assumed that it would probably taste like a sweet pork.


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CATCHING YOUR ALIEN

Before discussing catching aliens, it must be made quite clear that humane restraint must always be exercised.
There is no need to make the creature suffer unnecessarily, therefore such techniques as snares, rattraps, poisonings etc are extremely discouraged.

Bear in mind that the alien may become agitated and strike out. Don't let the creature bite you, or point a "death ray" at you. If you find yourself in this kind of situation, look at it this way: "It's either you, or it", so take whatever steps are necessary.

Various humane techniques for catching aliens include:

Netting
Good especially for Reptiloids, as their eyesight is not as good as other breeds. Dropping a net from above, or else a traditional "spring net trap" will be very effective. Bait the trap with either some raw meat from a mutilated cows anus, or else put a dummy of a human victim in the trap.
Pit traps (though make sure there is cushioning at the bottom (you don't want to bruise the meat).
Lay a trail of "M & M's" or some such candy towards the trap, and the creature will blindly follow the trail.
Blankets or pillow covers
Blankets and pillow covers are especially effective against Greys. The best way to use this method is to wait on top of your bedroom cupboard or closet at night. When the Grey Alien sneaks out of your closet to do unspeakable things to you, drop the blanket over the creature, and subdue it. If you don't have a blanket to spare, a pillow cover will suffice, as the alien will become quite docile when it's eyes are covered, which leads some researchers to beleive that greys are related to certain species of fowl.

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REMOVING THE SKIN
Removing the skin is best performed after the creature is dead, or at least unconscious. There is a distinct lack of body hair in all 3 major breeds of alien, so there is no reason to scrub or score the skin.

Removing the skin is normally done to provide a leather utility or accessory. However, as we are concentrating on aliens as food, I shall not discuss this, and instead I suggest that you employ one of the web search engines on tanning, or indeed on alien leather accessories.

Steps to remove the skin, include a soaking in warm water to loosen the skin, making it easy to peel. However, in an emergency, an incision from the abdomen upwards to the sternum will provide a flap of skin, which then with liberal pulling, should allow you to peel the skin from your alien, rather like a "leatherjacket" (a fish, where the skin is removed by pulling, leaving the rich flesh, and the tail.

RECIPES
Texas Style Grey Brisket
Fried Alien with picante sauce
Deep Fried Alien
Barbecued Blue
Paranormal Alien Pyramid Pastries
Blue Steak with Cajun Spices
Mixed Alien Gumbo
Roast Filet of Grey
Stuffed Grey
Blue Stroganoff
Alien Ragout
Minced Reptiloid
Filet of Blue with Brandy Cream Sauce
Fricasee of Grey
Three Alien Pizza

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Mixed Alien Gumbo

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Roast Filet of Grey

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Stuffed Grey

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Blue Stroganoff

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Alien Ragout

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Minced Reptiloid

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Filet of Blue with Brandy Cream Sauce

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Fricassee of Grey

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Other Websites
How to Cook An Alien And Survive (Ric Carter's excellent jumping off point for all sorts of Alien Recipes and weird things people eat).
Science Fiction Recipes
Klingon Recipes
Recipes of the Damned

Answer 10

It is a felony to open anything not addressed specifically to you. You should put 'return to sender' on it and give it to your mailperson.