2006-09-27 09:02:56 · 21 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Yes, my wife has cut off mine over 10 times now. I'm getting sick of having to sew them damn things back on! Damn that testicle law!
2006-09-27 09:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by Samuel Crow 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt (Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies):
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John, A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife. Penis, that is. Clean cut. Missed his nuts.
Well, the next thing you know, there's a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend, And tossed him out the window as she came around the bend. Curve, that is. Tossed the nub. In the shrub.
She went to the cops and confessed the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed, 'over there!' To John Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air. Found, that is. By a fence. Evidence.
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long, So a dick doc said, 'Hey, I can fix that dong!' 'A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need,' and the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny peed. Whizzed, that is. Even seam. Straight stream.
Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court, With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape. Video, that is. Unexposed. Case closed.
2006-09-27 16:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it's true. It usually happens during the honeymoon when the male is at the height of extacy. The wife will then take the testicles and place them in a box in her dresser. If the husband is good enough, she will allow him the use of one or both of them at various times during the marriage usually when in the company of other males or when needing something fixed or killed.
2006-09-27 16:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by rjinsanjo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Does not matter if you are married. If she wants your balls it will only take a few seconds with a surgical knife to remove them.
Mind you, it's not legal to do that in the US...
I think it was legal during the Roman times... but that was thousands of years ago...
2006-09-27 16:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if I want I can cut anyone´s testicles, it´s just a question of "wanting to"...... doesn´t it??? ha ha ha...
Or Ask Lorena Bobbit and her Husband...Mr. Bobbit had to look for his penis all around the block.....!!!
2006-09-27 16:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by Yow Joo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No that isnt true.
Since you are required to give them up voluntarily immediately following the event, and she can keep them in safekeeping for you.
2006-09-27 16:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
maybe she wants to make a kippa out of the skin.and the balls to play ping pong
2006-09-27 16:16:37 · answer #7 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but she definately has a firm grip on them!
2006-09-27 16:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by Michael R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not physically, but many men are emasculated after marriage.
2006-09-27 16:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only if she CAN and wants to do the time associated with this felonious assault.
2006-09-27 16:05:52 · answer #10 · answered by just me 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋