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I got this e-mail from someone and I just had to put it here
The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We d o that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared t o discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation,
or NASCAR.


1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading ng this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh

2006-09-27 10:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jenny H 3 · 0 0

We would like to think that if something is wrong that our ladies would be so kind as to inform us rather then have us running about trying to figure it out. Women always know what a guy is thinking becuase we do not play these games, we say whatever it is straight up. If you want us to care then you have to tell us, we are not capable of hints or suggestions. Also we are often forgetful, we will not remember the first day we chewed gum in the park together unless you write it down for us.

Also guys don't really have special days. We are happy to hang out on anniversaries and every occasion we can. You see we are silly enough to love women. The truth is every day is like an anniversary, we love you all the time just the same, even when your playing annoying mindgames on us. Any decent man will bring you flowers on days other then valentines.

Hails,
Silence

2006-09-27 20:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by Silent One 4 · 0 0

Listen: no one has any clue what anyone else is thinking, especially if people play their cards close to the chest and refuse to reveal details of their thought process deliberately. It has nothing to do with guy/girl - it's just guys and girls are much more often in situations where (a) they care a lot about what the other person is thinking and (b) the other person is in a position to withhold information. I can pretty well tell what, say, my mother or sister is thinking if I want. But if, for example, some girls are deliberately enigmatic (like many friends of mine have explicitly stated they are, for fear of sending ANY signals to a boy, in case he turns out to be a putz), it's no surprise things are hard to figure out. There's no magic gender barrier, here - it's just bad communication that happens to have a gender bias because of social factors.

2006-09-27 18:19:23 · answer #3 · answered by astazangasta 5 · 0 0

sincerely i would say that its true that most boys will have any idea whatsoever if the girls don't give a single clue of what are they thinking about yet sometimes even when the girls said it straight out as well, which you might consider the boys to be naturally slow with their respond, but there are some boys who may know of what is the girls thinking about before they even speak a word yet they prefer to avoid it.
i guess its the concern of thoughts rather than genders.

2006-09-27 17:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by marxice21 3 · 0 0

They come from a totally different planet, really, men can never understand how women think, after being married for 12 years, my husband sometimes fails to understand me.

2006-09-27 16:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why's your question under mythology and folklore? It's simple......women are mysteries and men are clueless.

2006-09-27 16:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by But Inside I'm Screaming 7 · 0 0

Because when most men get around women they start thinking with their other head and that head can't make sense of anything............................

2006-09-28 16:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 0 0

men are not capable of any thought beyond grabbing their sh*t and checking on if they still have their penises every 30 seconds, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE ATTACHED TO THEIR BODIES!!

2006-09-27 19:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by micheleseptember 2 · 0 0

NO....I never could tell what a man was thinking
.

2006-09-27 19:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by taljalea 5 · 0 0

because women can be very unpredictable with their moods, unstable even.

2006-09-27 16:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by arcane 3 · 0 0

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