Length or circumference?
2006-09-27 08:56:29
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt (Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John, A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife. Penis, that is. Clean cut. Missed his nuts.
Well, the next thing you know, there's a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend, And tossed him out the window as she came around the bend. Curve, that is. Tossed the nub. In the shrub.
She went to the cops and confessed the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed, 'over there!' To John Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air. Found, that is. By a fence. Evidence.
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long, So a dick doc said, 'Hey, I can fix that dong!' 'A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need,' and the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny peed. Whizzed, that is. Even seam. Straight stream.
Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court, With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape. Video, that is. Unexposed. Case closed.
2006-09-27 09:31:39
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answer #2
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answered by Giggly Giraffe 7
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too big for some , not big enough for others, depends on the girl
Im only 5foot tall, so my vaginal canal is only so long, i find anything over 7inches to painfull, it just bangs against my cervix which hurts
Other girlfriends have well hung men and they love it
one word of advice, please be careful with it, thats a lethal weapon if not used with due care and consideration. lol
2006-09-27 20:21:46
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answer #3
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answered by livachic2005 4
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ah, that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway....Ofcourse, this only applies to length, not width. If 9 inches is width, see a Doctor, Fast!
2006-09-27 08:58:17
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answer #4
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answered by nikki 3
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Well, I would be a little intimidated if I saw one that big coming my way. But I'm a grown girl, I'm sure I could figure out how to handle it.
2006-09-27 08:56:46
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answer #5
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answered by BAnne 7
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Are you certain that you are not looking at the metric side of the ruler ?? More like 9 centimeters ??
2006-09-27 09:35:57
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answered by Anonymous
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too big for me
found my body can't handle more than 7 inches without extreme pain.....
2006-09-29 11:28:20
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answer #7
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answered by kardea 4
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Well, since all women are different it all depends.... Some women don't like a freakishly giant schlong, while others love it.
2006-09-28 07:17:58
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answer #8
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answered by Killer Nandin 3
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....um...yes that might be A Little big...Unless( Some girls who knows about them) maybe just be very careful with it...Do you Understand what I mean..If the girl is small Inside, you know, that could really hurt..
2006-09-27 09:02:16
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answer #9
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answered by *Glowing* *Wings* 6
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Wow that is down to your knees...Ah for me that would be too big but I am small down there...hehehe
2006-09-27 15:32:34
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answered by tigerlily_catmom 7
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