Like, really sucking face?
2006-09-27 08:11:19 · 38 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would invite her into the bedroom to hang from the ceiling fan while I lay on the bed and turn it on?!!.......:)
2006-09-27 08:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by cajunpalomino 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would be so greatly relieved.
I've been trying to find a way to tell her that I've been having an affair with Eureka, our tank sweeper, for awhile now. I'd never paid much attention to Eureka before, until she soothed me and gave me a few drinks once on a very bad day. It was the day I'd come home sick from work and caught the wife in our own bed with the cordless shoe polisher AND my own electric toothbrush.
Eureka and I have sort of been an item ever since. She's always there when I need her. Her voice is a bit shrill, especially if she accidentally inhales plastic wrap, but she has the most amazing suction I've ever experienced. She just can't get enough. She's insatiable. The wife used to be this way, but now it seems everyone is getting a piece of the pie but me.
I'll be happy for her and the chandelier. At least she's finally left that crude and nasty old French showerhead.
2006-09-28 00:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This actually closely resembles a direct excerpt out of a very serious domestic situation which almost cost an associate of QUARRLAs his very marital status! His wife had traveled on business to the outer rim moon of FALTRRAX in the TASHBANian Nebula when she was subconsciously diverted into rather a spicy affair with a Crystalline gentleman of questionable motives. After having all memory of their passionate lovemaking erased from her conscious mind - she returned to her household only to mysteriously fall under the hypnotic spell of the suddenly arousing crystal chandelier - This resulted in the literal escalation of physical exertion which eventually had her hanging upside down, pressing herself rhythmically against the entire structure as it swayed to and fro ---- that was just when he opened the front portal, walked in and interrupted her reverie--
Who knows how many victims fell under the spell of that Crystalline Casanova --
2006-09-27 11:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be worried. It's not normal. I feel sorry for the chandelier. Psychiatric help is the best way forward from here. Are you sure it was not you?
2006-09-27 08:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by gr_bateman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be really weird especially since we don't currently own a chandelier.
2006-09-27 08:23:37 · answer #5 · answered by ninja_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him if he was trying out for a play. If not, then I would ask him what the hell he thought he was doing. Then I would hit him in the head and ask him if he needed help mentally. Then I would take the chandelier and replace it with candles. lol!!
2006-09-27 08:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by rainedrop61 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, besides going down on the TV to **** him off, I would turn the chandelier on and see how he liked having his tongue fried.
2006-09-27 08:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hmm I'd be a little concerned, but then again they couldve been practicing which can be strange and good all at the same time. So I'd probably ask why and say you couldn't wait till I got home! I would want to know why though for sure!
2006-09-27 08:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by alyssa_the_great21 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First I would take a picture so that no body would think that I had fliped when this came out. second I would ask her if I should make proper arangments at the mental ward for her
2006-09-27 08:18:06 · answer #9 · answered by Speedy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends...
Personally, I would laugh my behind off. but that is me...
Depends on how you see this and what you think you should do. Go with what you felt when you saw it. If you were turned on... Take him to the bedroom..
If you were angry, upset, depressed... you may want to talk to him to see why he was doing this? Understanding the situation is the only way of coming to terms with the reality of it and to overcome any uncomfortable emotional reactions.
2006-09-27 08:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by FerymayGirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if i had a chandelier id be kissing it too, because then id know im rich and i can now by all my cats diamond collars ...YEA!!!
2006-09-27 08:13:36 · answer #11 · answered by guitarusa2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋