MY PET MONKEY KEEPS ON TAKING OFF HIS DIAPER AND FLINGING POO AT FAT PEOPLE. WHAT CAN I DO TO CURB HIS BAD BEHAVIOR???
2006-09-27 08:09:29 · 12 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
MAINLY I WANT HIM TO KEEP HIS DIAPER ON!!!
2006-09-27 08:10:20 · update #1
i really don't know what ta tell ya except the obvious -spank that monkey good honey
2006-09-27 08:11:58 · answer #1 · answered by Wish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your monkey is in need of some harsh discipline. First, you must spank the monkey vigorously. Then you must find some fleshy cave and make your monkey do push ups in and out of that cave until it throws up (vomit will be of a milky color and consistency). Then, and only then, will it behave!
2006-09-27 15:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must now spank your monkey! Make sure his diaper is on (to avoid messy digits), and spank it, spank it, spaaaaank it! You must, however catch him in the act of diaper removal, and the poo flinging.
*giggles*
2006-09-27 15:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by polishedamethyst 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy solution:
Get him a lil onesie outfit with a johnny flap in the back. It will keep him warm, hide his frighteningly large SLO-POKE and he can easily still fling poo out the back.
2006-09-27 18:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I don't know! Maybe try those rubber pants, put them on over the diaper?
2006-09-27 15:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by feather girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Duct tape
2006-09-27 15:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear!!! Check out this link
http://www.floraco.com/organs/monkey/
2006-09-27 15:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think you better shock the monkey.
2006-09-27 15:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by irisheyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fasten diaper in back and put coveralls on--you'll know in time to stop him when he's trying to get coveralls off--LOL
2006-09-27 15:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just give him a time out and take away his bananas from him .. that should work .. or else call 'supernanny' or 'nanny 911'
2006-09-27 15:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋