We got a new guy at work. He resides in the cubicle right next to me. Instead of going over and introducing myself, I approached his cubicle with a large amount of methane/sulfates pressurizing my colon. I then bent my torso at about 45 degrees relative to my vertical lower body, with my butt near his chair. I clenched my teeth whilst releasing my sphincter, spraying his area with this large amount of methane molecules, my anal vibrations producing a very low rumble which ended with a characteristic high-pitched squeal. Then I went HA-HA as in the simpsons and sat back down in my cubicle, without saying a word. I guess the new guy reported this to my boss and I am being escorted out. What the hell? Do I have a lawsuit for insubordination?
2006-09-27 08:02:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
They can not fire you for that, wasn't that part of your job?
2006-09-27 08:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may not like my answer.
Just imagine, you in that position. Would you enjoy "releasing his sphincter, spraying your area with this large amount of methane molecules, his anal vibrations producing a very low rumble which ended with a characteristic high-pitched squeal.."
I bet, you would have kicked his a** out.
And if you are the Boss , would you have allowed this to happen again to some one else? I bet, no
The logical conclusion is , your action was not warranted.
All the best in future jobs
Regards
Ramesh
The Human Search Engine
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2006-09-27 15:14:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny, yes I did report you, sorry that I got you fired. I was just trying to explain what a great sense of humor you have
2006-09-27 15:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have really not done anything wrong. . .you were fired under the provisions of the Clean Air Act.
Ahhhh, those environmentalists!
2006-09-27 15:25:40 · answer #4 · answered by Hermit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really need to know why you were fired? And no, you don't have a case, sorry.
2006-09-27 15:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are my soul mate. Nothing better than a big ol' fart!
2006-09-27 15:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by nido_tr3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the vocabulary!
i do the nelson laugh, too...
2006-09-27 15:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by buffysummers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did this really happen?
2006-09-27 15:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by kingoftheintertron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the fuse was lit.
2006-09-27 15:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by L S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you are a jerk!
Have you ever heard of a handshake and a "welcome to the new company"!
2006-09-27 15:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by GreeneyedCowgirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋