I was born with paper skin and glass bones.
Every night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
All my friends hate me and I have no soul.
I was born coc k-eyed, with a unibrow.
I am 4'11 and 876 lbs.
(Which by the way I enjoy fiddling in-between the sweaty crevices of my lard.)
Anyway... I was wondering if it would be possible for anyone to give me advice on how to handle all of the other guys making fun of me. It hurts deep down in my clogged heart ventricles.
2006-09-27 07:42:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Bahrain
i heard that on sponge bob
2006-09-27 07:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by BAMF!(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always move out with a female. Chances are they will be both cleaner and help you develop good habits. Make sure you have a steady job or can find another one easy so you can make rent and overheads without having to constantly move and up/downgrade accommodation. At your job get extra income tax withheld so you can use your tax refund to go towards bills, car rego etc. Move within feasible walking distance to grocers to save money on petrol and public transport. Move into an apartment that has a communal laundry that is in good condition and is safe to use at all hours of the day. Get an apartment with windows facing away from the main sun to reduce air conditioning costs. Move into ground to 3rd floor to ease the work of moving furniture.
2016-03-27 13:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you are a porcelan sumo wrestler, my advice paint your skin brown and call yourself budda. Let people rub your stomach and charge a 1.00 then it wont matter if people make fun of you beause you will be getting paid for how you look and you will get the pleasure of other hands fiddling in the sweaty crevises of your lard.
2006-09-27 07:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by confusedpatricia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find True Frnds.
2006-09-27 07:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Sam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
876 pounds, you can't make it out of your room, can't no body be looking at you Dude, keep shoveling down!
2006-09-27 07:47:03 · answer #5 · answered by Michael 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well. Idk wat to tell u, but all i can say is it dosn't matter wat people think. Keep being yourself and you'll be fine. You will find people who like u for u and when the times right you'll find a guy. Don't let people know it hurts u to make fun of u or they'll keep doing it just to get to u. I promiss to keep u in my prays i don't need to know ure name god knows that & he loves u more than anyone esle ever has or could. Good luck. Be patient and evrything will be fine. Just be yourself.
2006-09-27 07:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by badgirl 419 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do people ask questions like this?? Let's get serious folks!!
I agree with the painting of your belly and charging!!
2006-09-27 07:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by reggiethecokegirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That sounds like a bunch of B S to me.
2006-09-27 07:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
F*ck, a unibrow? That sucks dude.
2006-09-27 07:46:19 · answer #9 · answered by Sexy_Bunny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't leave your house, which I'm sure you phsically can't.
2006-09-27 07:51:34 · answer #10 · answered by groovychica1999 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋