THIS FAT WOMAN THAT WORKS IN MY OFFICE WAS ASLEEP AT HER DESK TODAY. ONE OF MY BUDDIES WALKED OVER BENT OVER AND FARTED IN HER FACE!!! SHE WOKE AND REALIZED WHAT HAPPENED! WE ALL STARTED LAUGHING, THEN SHE STARTED TO CRY AND BLUBBER. WE JUST LAUGHED EVEN HARDER AND HIGH FIVED EACH OTHER OVER HOW FUNNY THIS WAS. EVEN OUR BOSS GOT A KICK OUT OF IT!!! HOW GREAT IS THAT????
2006-09-27 07:33:30 · 24 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dude with all the gas she passes she deserves it! and sleeping on the job! that is just outrageous. i bet when she's not farting she already has bad body odor. nasty!
2006-09-27 07:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
That is freakin hilarious!! You should eat a big bowl of beans for breakfast so you can prolapse your colon due to the velocity and force of the fart next time. Then you can run around with a poopy tail, claim disability and never have to see her again. NOW THAT!! WOULD BE GREAT!!
2006-09-27 17:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Next time she falls asleep have the vending machine removed. She will FREAK out!
2006-09-27 14:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Amazing! LOxL
2006-09-27 14:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by G. B. 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Was it take your kids to work day? Otherwise I don't understand what you would be doing in an office.
2006-09-27 14:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Wren 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Are you guys hourly? Cause if you can do all that, and still get paid, I'm at the wrong job!
2006-09-27 14:38:58 · answer #6 · answered by dct1218 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You're a retard...and typical of the male species..
2006-09-27 14:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by thegirlsnextdoor2005 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You are a SICK man. You should have pitied her for what happened. And you laughed?!
May the same happen to you
2006-09-27 14:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by Sweety cutie 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
you're how old? 5? Yeah, that was great, for playground activity in elementary.
2006-09-27 14:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
I like the stories of the fat woman in your office!!!
I think they're funny. Harsh, but funny!!!!
2006-09-27 14:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋