2006-09-27 06:49:05 · 6 answers · asked by freddy_calhoun 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
What are his theories about, and do they make sense to you?
2006-09-27 06:50:32 · update #1
Yes- I know him. He is a Shanalien from the planet Mooneymooneymooney. He is usually up to no good as he is always pulling Shane-anigans.
His theory of life on Earth has long been proported to be highly acclaimed but science has not yet proven this conclusively. He claims to have proof but I have found that some of his documentation is flawed due to the number of anal probes he has received and his belief that the weather controls the government could not be more wrong!
One theory that he recently tried to advance about global freezing might be right on the mooney as he theorized that the mother ship is interacting with Mooneymooneymooney's atmosphere and the crystallizing water molecules that form eventually condense on the sides of a tankards of ale. Once fully formed these crystals can be used to deflect lasers sent from the grey aliens thus rendering their weapons useless.
In his fourth theory of baldnesstivity, this Shanalien describes a reflective light that emanates from Uranus and gets projected through the eye of a himicane creating a doorway to the 41st dimension of optical delusion. This, of coarse, could not happen as the third rule of surrealism only applies to those who have the correct visual range to see the spirit of the line of punch. Therefore, I can only conclude that the basis for most of his theories are unfounded as he, the Shanalien, has proven that he doesn't exist and neither do you.
Have a great day!!!
2006-09-27 07:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. if he is a known person try typing "Shane Mooney" or "Shane Mooney Theories" on the Yahoo! search engine.
2006-09-27 06:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by §†reet R¥dA 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is he related to paul mooney the black stand up comic
2006-09-27 06:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/biblio?inkey=2-0684859270-1
2006-09-27 06:57:43 · answer #4 · answered by TheDementedMule 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope!
2006-09-27 06:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by battle-ax 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No but thanks for the points.
2006-09-27 06:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by w@rio 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋