Theres a woman who constantly flirts with me at work and lets just say she isn't very good looking at all but she keeps flirting and asking me out, I don't like to be a mean person so I want to make her think I'm gay to let her down gently. You may ask why I care so much, she is my boss and I don't want to make her mad.
2006-09-27 06:06:46 · 17 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Yea..right I like I believe you Gaylord... Dose your preganat wife know about this. Everyone looks at his other questions.
2006-09-29 15:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Alright, Bubba, this is the best answer and you can prove it by looking at the other answers. This might be sexual harrassment in the technical sense, but realistically a guy ususally can't win a harrassment suit against a female boss. If you did win, you would get publicity and embarrassment. If you file a suit and lose, you'll get embarrassment and lose your job. You know that already. That's why you are taking this other approach.
Dress in silly colors with your jeans tighter than they should be. Never, ever be seen looking at a female body. Compliment your boss on her hair, her manicure and her clothes in a very intellectual way, but don't show any "hidden" interest. Casually mention dancing and musicals. Talk about having a relationship, but always refer to your loved one in a non-gender-specific way: "my sweetie", "my partner", "significant other", whatever. That should do it. If she's the type of girl that wants to convert a gay guy and she keeps trying, then and only then go to step two. Tell her that she has to keep your secret or you'll jussst die! Your boyfriend wouldn't approve of you dating blah blah etc.
Sometimes a pimp's gotta do what a pimp's gotta do.
2006-09-27 06:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you're overthinking things. Here's what worked when I was a scrawny ugly poor boring JW who always did good in class...:
1. Wait till she comes around again and say something nasty and point at her in front of your more friend-type colleagues. Get them laughing at her. She'll get the hint.
2. If she's still too naive to realize you're a jerk, just wait till she comes round and then say, "Something sure stinks. Is that you?"
3. If that didn't work, say, "I'm thinking about pounding my d!ck in some guy's a$$ tonight." She'll never bother you again....
4. But if she thought you were joking, say, "Man, I don't like to anger anyone, but you a dog and I don't date dogs."
5. If all else fails, throw your hands in the air and scream, "Get away! I hate you!"
Meanie.
2006-09-30 06:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by *babydoll* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you tell her that you are gay you do realize that she will tell everyone in the entire company and you stand no chance of scoring with anyone who workd there right? Just tell her that you think she's a great person but you don't believe in relaitionships in the workplace, or just be honest and tell her you are not interested.
2006-09-27 06:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by BiancaVee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok think about this? If you tell her you're gay she might spread the word then you'll have the GUYS flirting with you! Bad idea!
2006-09-27 09:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you are g0y that way she will be so confused you wont have to worry about pretending to be gay. Since g0y dont do genderbending you would not have to pretend to be something you are not. You may have to just say that and she will say what is that and then you can send her to the g0y site that should scare her off.
2006-09-27 07:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a picture of the most beautiful guy that you would ...hmmm maybe consider F*cking on his best day.. and frame it and put it on your desk with a heart glued to the top right corner of the frame... she will get it... if she doesnt .. then she is just a dits and you just need to tell her you are gay... an everyone else in your office that askes about the picture tell them it is your nefew... and he thought it was cute to put the picture in that frame...
it always worked for my brother... and he is as straight as a pin...
Hope this helps..
RiahWillow
2006-09-27 07:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by RiahWillow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So having a man come onto you would be a better alternative? Just tell her. When you grab those things between your legs in the morning tell yourself that is what makes you a man.
2006-09-28 03:39:14 · answer #8 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just say something gay like. Sorry darlin but do you wanna go shoe shopping this weekend there is a pair i'm dying for!
2006-09-27 06:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by angelic_devil30 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thin there are better more mature and honest ways to solve your problem. Why don't you go back to the drawing board and think of some more ideas?
2006-09-27 07:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋