fat bird from work...I had to butter her hips just to get her into my car....what suggestions besides buttering would you contemplate..
2006-09-27 05:14:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Roll her in sherbert and wait for the fizz...............
2006-09-27 05:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lily 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well am not sure why this fat bird got in a car with u in the 1st place ......
maybe its your charm wit and good looks ......
Or do u mean poultry ? If its that big invite the neighbours around and have a feast .....
2006-09-27 12:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her there she has a new chauffer driven car waiting for her just round the corner. Its red, with her own driver, double decker with the number 98 on the front. She'll get the hint.
2006-09-27 12:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you don't like "fat birds" , why did you take her home? My suggestion would be to leave her alone. (or buy a bigger vehicle)
2006-09-27 12:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by tweetymay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put it in the oven for a few hours with some stuffing.
2006-09-27 12:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by ...mr2fister... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crisco works wonders.
2006-09-27 12:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by Tickle Me Xtreme!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keeping the lights off and a bag over her head. Put a bag on your own head incase hers falls off.
2006-09-27 12:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by forgemonkey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pluck out all the feathers
2006-09-27 12:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roll her in flour so you can find the wet spot then slap her belly and ride the ripples.
2006-09-27 12:15:54 · answer #9 · answered by Alfred E. Newman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A good roasting
2006-09-27 12:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by Useless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duck fat,the real & only way to get a fat chick outa the
motta is to say 'get out you'r wearing my tyres out !
or DUCK FAT !!!!!!!!!
2006-09-27 12:29:45 · answer #11 · answered by potato 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋