Don't give me the usual crap answer, that another coampany does it..ffs..wake up and smell the coffee...enlighten it a bit! ffs
2006-09-27 05:03:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
A Debt collector's collector collect...
no wait...
a debt collecting collectors coll...
no wait...f*ck man...i got this i got this....
a debt collecting debt collectors debt collecting de....
Ahhhh SH*T!! I give up i give up!!
2006-09-27 05:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay I used to be a debt collector and its not like your an overall debt collector different companies have different collectors. I have been a collector for a loan company and a debt collection place that specialized in hospital accounts. The collectors we had at the hospital place had so much money taken out of your check weekly if you owed money to a hospital we collected for. Say you owe money to Priemer Bank if you are not a debt collector for that company then one of their debt collectors will try to collect from you. I'm not sure what ffs means so I hope I answered your question.
2006-09-27 05:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one it's a big scam. If all the taxes collected really went to the service of the people we would all have universal health care, illiteracy would no longer exist and standard of living across the would would increase significantly.
2006-09-27 05:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by St.Anger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will get together a "posse" of all the people he has harrassed and they will hang him up and sling shot rubber bands on him until he cries............then, they will tie him down and force him to hear tapes of himself harrassing others......and play this tape for 24 hours straight.......and then put him in a room with 20 phones in it ringing constantly.
I think that will take care of him.....LOL
2006-09-27 05:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another debt collector because the individual in debt would lose his debt collector job.
2006-09-27 05:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by bubbles26 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you SEEEEEN the size of debt collectors??!! I doubt anyone in their right mind would want to try and collect a debt from one of them! The conversation would go something like this...
*knock on door...door opens and a kid appears*
Collector: "oh hello sonny, is your dad at home?"
Kid: "...yeah"
Collector: "Can I have a word?"
Kid: "...yeah"
*kid disappears. seven foot tall lump appears at door*
Collector: *coughs* "err..."
Bloke: "...you want something?"
Collector: *coughs* "err..."
Bloke: "you alright there?"
Collector: *coughs* "err...I'm here to collect your avon catalogue"
:)
Not a chance is that man havin his debt collected ;)
2006-09-27 05:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by gromitski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That bloke thats offering £20,000 , whos head iam going to shitte on
2006-09-27 05:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He catches his self and throws himself in jail for unpaid debts.
2006-09-27 05:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody, after all he was only doing his job - collecting debt - should be praised.
2006-09-27 05:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a debt collector in debt.. never happen those bast ards are loaded
2006-09-27 05:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋