2006-09-27 04:47:51 · 8 answers · asked by Zippy 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cause right now my sinuses are so clogged up due to those infernal beasts that I am tempted to jab a pencil in my ear just to relieve the pressure!
This must be the devil's work....
2006-09-27 04:57:04 · update #1
My alien species has been grappling with pissant particles of a similar effect on our respiratory cavities for generations! Unlike your bothersome EARTH spores, Ours are deviously intelligent and quite malevolently intent on conquering our homeworld and converting it into a planetary sized fungus bloom! Many of our nostrils are equipped with micro laser cannons to defend our sensitive mucous membranes, but as the war rages on, the level of their sophistication continues to rise. Our intelligence has even confirmed that if they succeed in their plans, they intend to spread their satanic seed throughout the entire galaxy!
Beware HUMANS... OUR mold spores are the TRUE minions of Satan...and they will stop at NOTHING! Do you HEAR!! NOTHING!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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---please disregard the momentary loss of superior reptilian reasoning -
Thank you-
2006-09-27 12:41:42 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No they were created by the Good Guy so that you will remember the fallibility of man. The pain of childbirth just didn't seem like punishment enough to the Big Kahuna.
2006-09-27 13:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely not . They are mini cameras and microphones planted by out of work CIA agents
2006-09-27 11:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow satan servants are really easy to kill with clorox
2006-09-27 11:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Apollo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe so, yes. I have that crap around my window in my room. It keeps growing back! I bleach and bleach, to no avail....it reminds me of the creature from the black LAGOON!!!!
2006-09-27 12:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by Nicki Lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, stay away from them or you will someday end up burning in an apocolyptic-HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-27 11:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
2006-09-27 11:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Amber S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-09-27 11:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by justsomedumbgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋