2006-09-27 02:31:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
get a modeling contract and a good hair cut get nike to sponsor your boots and kit .date a famous girl and make sure you make tabloid news everyday...,,and hey presto ..you dont actually need to be be good at football anymore
2006-09-27 02:35:13 · answer #1 · answered by kathy_madwoman_bates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Shawcross - Fisherman 2. Drogba - Head of a charity organisation.. (I read somewhere before that he donates a lot of his money in charity.. And apparently, that's y he's better than Gary Neville..) 3. Terry - Agreed.. Porn Star or a P**mp.. 4. Gerrard - A journalist (writing fashion coloums not to forget adding...) like his coke head wife.. 5. Torres - Liverpool fan.. 6. Berbatov - SAF's right hand guy.. Can u believe SAF praised Berba for his performance against Spurs? With all due respect, I think SAF has lost it!! 7. Gary Neville - A waiter in a bar.. Serving drinks and getting high simultaneously.. 8. Bendtner - Dunno.. Maybe a big chew gum company owner with 50% chew gum produced by his company for his own comsumption.. 9. Almunia - A Messi supporter...
2016-03-27 13:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
run around the football pitch and then try and find a person on the bench of a team and get to him and tell him you would like to meet a doggy agent and he will show you the door to the room where they all sit down and throw a bid in to make money,tell them to have a go at you and truest me they will take you on and work you out.
get serious and join a football training group and from there if your good you have no looking back.do it your way.don't be shy to ask if you want to join up just say it you want to prove yourself.and stay focused.good luck lad
2006-09-27 03:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
train hard on left an right foot, stamina, control, tackleing. reaction an headin even takin knocks c how yr body reacts 2 healin an tackles once u work hard on those things u should'nt have a problem take lampard(jnr) 4 instant wen@ west ham he was ok but wen he got 2 chelsea he nu he had 2 work hard 2 improve his game now look @ him play matches. watch football an study players u like watch movements an buy football trainin dvds. good luck hope yr dreams com through!!
2006-09-28 02:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by j.shosa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
practice and work out
get buff it helps and looks good u can get the girls while getting the good football playing skills
if ur the type of guy who is kinda not already a football player then u could go and ask the people on the team to help u
make them feel important and u get wat u wanted(some great football playing skills)
2006-09-27 02:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practice, learn to use both feet, play with your head up, join a local team and be prepared to take on board positive coaching and constructive criticism.
2006-09-27 03:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sonny Walkman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
practice and play in football teams
2006-09-27 02:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
play good football
2006-09-27 02:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by sleepwalker69 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stop being a loser and get on a team and practice is footballer even a real word
2006-09-27 02:33:21 · answer #9 · answered by Bman 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give Sam Alladyce a bung
2006-09-27 02:44:45 · answer #10 · answered by stumiroquai 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋