Whether your pet be a cat, dog, or a rare breed of albino mongoose. What would they want to say to you?
2006-09-27 02:21:40 · 30 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
As for my dogs:
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!
As for my cat:
Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,
while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,
and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to
kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,
I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair -
must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable, and try to
strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended
about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the
noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my
confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dogs are routinely released and seems more than happy to return. They are obviously half-wits.
The ferrets, on the other hand, have got to be informants and speak with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...
2006-09-27 03:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by rellimztik_arual 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
My husky canines Cairo might say to me, " while am i able to decide for a journey interior the vehicle back Ma.?" My canines likes to decide for rides interior the vehicle and likewise for hikes to boot. Or one extra, I make her lay down on the supper table reason I dislike a canines to beg, i will think of if I took her to a eating place she might bypass around to human beings's tables and ask , "You gonna devour that?".
2016-10-18 01:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by freer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucy C. Tabby- A cat, would only really need one word. Open. Open this door, I want to go out. Open this package. I am hungry. Open this window I want some fresh air.
2006-09-27 04:00:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog would probably say "Here's the ball. Why do you get so tired of throwing my green ball? Keep throwing the ball. Do it. Throw it again. Again. Ok your turn. I wont give you the ball. Grrr. Chase me until your frustrated! Or just throw me the ball!" LOL...He's a Jacky...never bored...
Have a nice day!
2006-09-27 02:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by Cloe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat morris (yes exactly like the cat food commercial) would say, "Can I please come home with you? I know you're not allowed to have animals where you live, but your mother dosen't clean out my toilet fast enough, her husband smells and looks like something that came out of my toilet, your brother won't stop torturing me no matter how many times I go psycho on him, your sister...well, she's not so bad...she keeps giving me my nip (catnip) fix. *sighs* pleeeeease!"
2006-09-27 06:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by macaan87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cats would say "we want more food." They are on a diet right now because they are too fat and they are always bugging me to feed them.
2006-09-27 02:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by apha_barrelracer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up! Wake up! You're alarm has been going off for an hour! Feed the stupid cats so they'll shut up and take me outside so I can pee! It's 5:55am woman, get up!
2006-09-27 02:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by goofy_choir_girl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She is a dog. The first thing she would say is probably,"Get rid of of these #&&$^&+ cats!!!!!"
2006-09-27 02:29:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cat would say can we get rid of the kids (4 and 1 years old) i hate them
2006-09-27 02:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by james j 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My pet is a rabbit, and he would say, why do you only feed me one tiny carrot and one little piece of apple as treats each day. why can't i have a hot fudge sundae once in awhile!?!?!?!?!
2006-09-27 02:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋