if you could control anybody in the world with a remote control,who would it be and what would they do???

Answer 1

I would have George Bush lighting his farts on a pool table in a gay bar!!!

Answer 2

When I first read this question, I immediately said that I would not want to control anyone.

But after a little more thought, I would have to say, the only person I would want to control is Bin Laden.

I would only have him do, what he would do on his own, if he was a real man.

I would have him come out of hiding, and apologize to the Muslim world, for not being true to the faith. And explain how his actions have been for one reason only, his obsession with hatred and domination over others. Apologize to the world, for his attacks on all of us.

But, if I am wrong, and his intentions have been motivated by true faith. Then I think he should make the real sacrifice, by stepping up, and taking his punishment for the horrible crimes he has committed against the global community.

Committing suicide is easy. There is no sacrifice there, just selfish behavior. Real sacrifice comes with standing up for your cause, and living with the affects of that sacrifice everyday.

Killing yourself and others, and then say it's all in the name of your religious cause, is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

The other day, I saw a bumper sticker that said: Islam is the way.

It made me smile. Not because that is my faith, but because it said to the world: I have real faith, and I am announcing it to the world.

Come forward, Bin Laden. Be a man, not a coward. Really stand up for your faith, and quit hiding.

Answer 3

George W Bush Jnr.

He would take responsibility for the amount of pollution that the Americans are pumping into the atmosphere, contributing to the greenhouse affect. and he would take radical steps to cut the amounts by at least 50% within the next 5yrs. instead of burying his head in other peoples countries and saying that he does not have a pollution issue at home, when in fact the Americans are one of the largest polluters in the world.

Answer 4

The ex. I'd make him drive the wrong way up the street. Pour beer all over himself in the pub. Turn him gay (no offence to gays but he think's he's tough and a he man (ha)). Make him skip to the pub. Make sure 'things' didn't work when he's in bed with one of his women. Get him to make holes in the roof of the conservatory. (Ouch!). Get him to paint the house (which was mine once) pink with a yellow roof. And bring him back to his senses (the few he had) just to see the reaction on his face. Oh what fun......

Answer 5

Sorry but I can't thing of any celebrities.

But I would make my husband better I would rewind to the part that we both found out he had cancer the first time, then fast forward in time to find a cure for him then rewind again to the present day.

Sorry if this isn't your answer.
God if only! we could.

Answer 6

There would be inflate and deflate buttons and I would make Victoria Beckham go up five dress sizes and make Jordan's boobs go down to an A cup.

Answer 7

It would be nikki from bb and i'd make her play with razor blades and i would designate her arteries as the place of slicing and dicing. But not before i make her sew up her own annoyingly huge mouth on that hampster like face of hers. She annoys me so much...aaaaarrrrrrgggghh!!! If i was pete i'd dump her too! Clever lad!

Answer 8

I would control my 1 year old and make her sleep when I want to sleep.

Answer 9

I think i may have to control my bank manager! Stop him taking money out my account and start adding it back in!!!

Answer 10

I would control Paris Hilton, make her give me all her money that she's earned through crappy films, and whatnot, then make her disappear.