2006-09-27 01:38:19 · 9 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
How would you get one of those when you have a metal mickey, robocock?
2006-09-27 04:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by sling it bird 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You mean contracting typhoid? I hear drinking your own urine is a good start, but wallowing in your own filth is recommended to speed up the whole process. Remove all rubbish bins from your home, and board up the bathrooms. Start wearing long flowing robes and when certain urges come upon you, simply give in to them. You may lose some good friends, but this disadvantage is more than outweighed by the number of annoying people who will no longer come near you.
2006-09-27 02:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll give you the number of 'Painless Paul', our local tattooist. I believe a lump hammer, a rusty nail and a chopping board are all you need. Maybe a tea towel too so the blood doesn't mark the ceiling.
2006-09-27 02:46:39 · answer #3 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ow, ow, ow!!! I can't even have that done, and my eyes are watering!
I'm thinking a large block of ice to numb the area, a very sharp darning needle, and lots and lots of alcohol - To be consumed before, during, and after.
Oh, and the phone number of a good Urologist (in case it doesn't turn out so well).
2006-09-27 03:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'Sling It' (above) has made an absolutely excellent point. Just pop down your local DIY shop. Remember to use goggles while you're drilling, and think how much money you could save by recycling another body part for the piercing.
2006-09-27 06:38:08 · answer #5 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As long as you also pull a Prince Philip from time to time.
2006-09-27 02:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by Not Your Friend 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That’s the trouble with you sad-city types: a place has to be miserable and dull as ditchwater before you believe it’s real.
2006-09-27 08:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-28 01:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks alot! That's another visit to the urban dictionary to find out WTF you buggers are on about! Have I really led that sheltered a life?
2006-09-27 04:23:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋