I reckon I could take a pissed off labrador, or a conscientiously objecting hyena
2006-09-27 01:12:28 · 38 answers · asked by comradelouise 4 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Tricky question.....I think I could have a rabid hamster, if I was wearing suitable clothing and armed with a chainsaw but I don't care what anyone says, if you come up against a meercat with tourettes then get the f*ck out of his way!
2006-09-27 01:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by itchy colon 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Possibly an agitated badger, they are quite nasty
If the fight took place on dry land then a great white shark would be no problem, I'd just stand there a taunt it to death.
If the fight was under water then a lion wouldn't be a problem, as long as I was wearing scuba gear and had a harpoon
2006-09-27 01:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably be able to take on a prairie dog or two as they're fairly easy to distract and so if it got to much it's easy to run away. A Buddhist cow would be fine, but not a sheep (and anyway - as we all know - there are no Buddhist sheep). I wouldn't fancy taking on a monkey or anything from the ape family, the opposable thumbs would be the end of me.
2006-09-27 01:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to a zoo in france once and there was a gorilla that was huge. Its head was massive and it must have weighed 25 stone+. We were talking about how it would rip a mans head off easily when my friend strongly and seriously disagreed. He reckoned he could 'have it' by kicking it in the 'goolies' and punching it in the face. As much as we told him that if he tried punching it in the face it would bite his hand off and if he kicked it in the goolies his foot would fall off he wouldn't have it. To this day he still thinks he would have won. All i say is..that he was lucky it was behind bars
2006-09-27 01:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by dunc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This would depend on the rules. I reckon if I had a knife taped into my hand, and the fight was in a boxing ring, I could bleed a horse out in less than five minutes. From my point of view, the angrier the horse, the better.
2006-09-27 01:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by brack706 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i once suplxed a doberman! but i think im ready for bigger challenges now - i think id like to start of small, like a vicious rabid bunny then move up gradually to a t-rex with laser guns for arms!
if i make it all the way to the top of that animal fight club, i reckon i would eat all my fallen advisaries
2006-09-28 01:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Gravy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answers to this question are shocking!!! It seems to have brought the most vicious, sick, repulsive part of human nature out. 'Pulling out a tigers lungs, breaking a giraffe's knees.." The people who wrote those things need psychiatric counseling before they're let out in the streets. And they have the nerve to condemn Rottweilers? Judging from the answers, there is no species of animal more vicious than homo sapiens.
2006-09-27 01:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by pepper 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That depends, I guess.
If it's just bare-handed and one-on-one anything around my weight or less.
But, I don't think I'd even want to mess with a porcupine, even it it's only having a bad hair day.
2006-09-27 01:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i recon i could have one of them big arsed moose things just dive on its back, grab hold of them big 'moose handle bars' that stick out the top of its head. and stick a few elbows to the back of the head. if it was still getting pissy with me I could always reach round the front and stuff 2 ping pong balls up its nose. thats always slows um down a bit
2006-09-28 01:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by chuff_chutney 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think I could only manage a grumbling gerbil or a moaning mouse. I'm only little.
2006-09-27 01:21:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋