I steal toilet rolls.
I mean, £2 for four from Tesco's?
I've saved a fortune over the years.
2006-09-27 01:05:52 · 43 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've just sent my CV to a global shipping company. What do you want, and which port do you want it?
Later:
So far, so good: my application has been accepted and I start work on Monday. The bad news is that it has to be either bananas or molasses. The good news is, you get 60,000 tons.
2006-09-27 08:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work at home, but whenever I go to a library, I steal any pen that's lying around. Pens are the prototype for a Communist society. Nobody ever buys a pen - well I think I might have bought some about 3 years ago, but I lose them regularly, and steal them just as regularly. Every pen I currently possess was bought by somebody else. It's a beautiful thing.
2006-09-27 02:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do a car boot every Saturday morning with the stationary I steal from work, and the teabags are begging to be stolen when they buy them in bags of 1000.
Not loo roll though, they only have the giant ones and they won't even fit on my toilet roll holder.
2006-09-27 04:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by sling it bird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every once and a while I take a little morphine when no ones looking.And the occasional amputated limb.
I probably shouldn't have mentioned the limbs, they just get thrown out though so I wouldn't exactly call it stealing.
( I have a piece of Michael Jacksons nose too)
2006-09-27 08:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Books, chalk for the kids, whiteboard markers, paper, pens. All pretty boring stuff, really. You definitely wouldn't want to steal the toilet paper where I work. And it's not stealing, it's long term borrowing.
2006-09-27 05:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't work now but when I did it was stuff like paper clips and staples, pens and pencils and when I very first started work I worked in a place that made socks so everyone who worked there never had to buy socks for donkeys years with the amount they took.
2006-09-27 01:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time
2006-09-27 03:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by albert_rossie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing worth taking! Our department is so under-funded it's pathetic.
Taking anything from the office would be like stealing from orphans or something.
2006-09-27 01:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm self employed, kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it?
Many years ago (in my last job) I left every afternoon with a pencil tucked in my ear.
In no time I could outfit a small primary school.
Reminds me of something I once read.
A labourer on a big construction site left daily with brick seconds.
The security waved him through every day with a wheel barrow of them - it was OK they were not wanted.
It was later realised it wasn't the bricks at all - he was stealing wheel barrows, tens of them....
2006-09-27 01:12:16 · answer #9 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stationary - every type imaginable including stuff I will never ever use at home (what use do I have for hanging files for a filing cabinet?), tea bags, essentially anything I can get away with.
2006-09-27 01:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋