What is the stupidest question you've ever asked in real life?

Question

I once asked "What day of the week does Thanksgiving fall on this year?" Not my proudest moment...yours?

Answer 1

I went to a golf couse with a guy and I had never been to one before. I was sitting in the golf cart waiting on him to come out of the pro shop and I was looking at the ground. It was covered in tiny holes. Everywhere. It was really freaky looking. As soon as he came out I asked him "What kind of bug makes all these tiy holes in the ground" He looked and then kinda laughed. All he did was take his foot and step right in front of me and then walk away. OOOH GOLFERS WEAR CLEATS !!!!

I went to Knoxville TN to watch TN and Notre Dame play. I am a TN VOL fan but the only tickets we could get were sold to us by a Notre Dame will call window. Leftover tickests of the players families. We were sitting there with all the Notre Dame fans and we were almost the only white people in the area. It did not bother me but I just thought it was odd that an Irish catholic school was prodominantly black. Finaly I said to my husband "I did not realize Notre Dame was a black college." He did a double take and said "Sweetie, we are sitting with the PLAYERS families." OOOHHH

Answer 2

in the adventure that they informed me i changed into killing my canines using a prong and did not opt to take heed to what I had to say, i'd tell them, first get a existence, second, carry out a touch study, and then step 3, take their foot out of their mouth. (lol) truly i'm likely the same on or off line. In genuine existence it truly is merely less complicated because human beings can hear tone so issues are not getting misconstrued really basic. yet for the most area it truly is humorous to work out the letters "BYB" and comprehend what it represents. yet once you communicate over with human beings about lower back backyard breeding, a minimum of at of the human beings I stumble upon, they merely are not getting it and performance a frustrating time grasping the hollow theory and how merely one muddle gained't damage. unhappy yet authentic, there'll continuously be BYB's with their oddledooles, or although the hell this weeks dressmaker canines is, because maximum persons can no longer have sufficient money to make investments in a purebred from a respected breeder and may no longer see doing it in the adventure that they are not truly into canines. enable me make it clean i do not trust that wondering yet I see it time-honored.

Answer 3

I think it's on Thursday this year, isn't it? :-)
Normally my IQ hovers slightly above that of a poached egg, but I do have my moments. When my son was small we took him to Chuck E Cheese. We were sitting in a booth eating pizza and the stage show started up. There was a singing gorilla and some other thing (I can't remember). When the show ended I said, "Wouldn't you hate to have a job like that?"
"Like what?" my husband answered.
"Dressing in those costumes and singing and dancing."
"Those are mechanical!"

I knew that. I did. I have never lived this one down.

Answer 4

I was driving my friends to Watford for a days shopping when we approached a church I could see that a funeral procession was turning in to the drive way so slowed down, one of my friends said "Oh bless" I looked in my mirror at her and said " Never mind hey, there's another day tomorrow isn't there" ? just as the coffin was being driven to the church door. Both of my mates looked at me as though I had lost the plot and Jan said "Not for that poor bugger" and they both cracked up at the expression on my face... How stupid did I feel. LOL I am in the Uk and Watford is a town about 9 miles from where I live..

Answer 5

I once asked what are the socio-economic ramifications of the fluctuations in time vs organic predisposition of solid atomic constructions. Boy did I feel stupid.

Answer 6

Why there is a thread stuck in my ***?(When hairs started growing there.I asked this question to my mom)

Answer 7

Before everybody had a cell phone (ahhh, those were the days!), this cute guy tells me "Call me!" and I asked "At your place?".

It doesn't sound too bad now cuz most people would answer "No, on my cell phone" but a few years back, the likely answer was "Duh!!!".

Answer 8

I think I was about 8 when I asked, "Dad, what kind of tree is that over there?"

Dad said, "Which one?"

I said, "The birch over there."

Answer 9

I once made a "statement" about needing a passport to go to Alaska. LOL LOL LOL. I knew that you don't need a passport to go there..........sometimes I just don't think before I speak. LOL LOL

Answer 10

i asked whether the chain on the side of ayers rock or ularu had always been there lol