My first job out of college I worked in a department where on Christmas (and EVERY other occassion) someone would pass around a sheet with every employee's name on it where we were to put the type of food we were going to bring in for the department party. I crossed off my friends name and put "liquor". He got called into the boss' office who demanded to know why he thought he could bring liquor into work . . . I still laugh about it.
Also, same department, they'd send around a birthday card to everyone to once again, sign and cross off your name. Same friend I signed "you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, Love James". The woman who got the card was going to retire later that year, she was in her 60's. Pretty hilarious.
2006-09-27 00:11:58
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answered by Anonymous
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After the summer holidays ended, we found out we had a new girl in our juinor high class. She came from another school. She was nice, sociable, a little naive, and she was intimidated by the new environment, so we tried to comfort her by showing her around and telling them about the people at our school.
One day, before the first science class began and we were all waiting for the teacher to open the classroom door, I decided to persuade her that teacher was "very mean". This was absolutely false, he was actually one of my favorite teachers, but he proved appropriate for the prank that ensued. Soon my friends picked up my intention, and joined in the defamation. Her imagination was starting to shape the teacher as a drunken pervert, with no other interest than psychologically and physically harassing the kids. I also added some truly scary inventions, such as how he had the habit of letting one kid at a time in the chemistry lab with him.
Knowing my teacher well, I tried to make the lie credible by foreseeing the way he would behave at the sight of a new kid in class, and extrapolating the hidden meanings and intentions in everything he would tell her: How he would gently approach her seat, rest his hand on her shoulder and address her wide-eyed in his "falsely" welcoming tone.
Needless to say, the teacher unknowingly realized many of the "predictions", at which point you can understand the state of mind of the girl. I don't recall what happened next, but I think after a few minutes of agony she was told it was "just a joke". But the greatest agony was on me, having to keep the burst of hilarity for so long.
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2006-09-27 07:38:21
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answered by jarynth 2
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One time my cousin was sitting me, my brother, and her younger siblings. She was only a few years older than us and was being mean and roughing us up all night. We hatched a plan to turn off the lights and wait by the door on a bunk bed armed with a plastic baseball bat. The plan was to attack my cousin with the plastic bat for payback in her abusive care of us. A figure entered the room and I proceeded to beat the crap out of it, only the voice didn't sound right. Upon reaching the light switch, I found my somewhat angry mom staring at me holding that plastic bat. Needless to say, I got my backside tanned and my cousin just stood there laughing. The moral of the story: Be careful when hatching plans to prank, you may not always get your intended target.
2006-09-27 07:49:40
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answered by turbietech 4
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We ran the jolly roger up the flagpole at the high school. The front of the school has a tiger (our mascot) holding its paw out ready to strike. We epoxied a beer in his paw, a cigarette in his mouth and put a baseball cap of our rivals on its head. Then, in the same night, we ran a "legalize it" pot flag up the city halls' flagpole, with the police inside!! That was a fun night!
2006-09-27 07:17:26
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answered by rswdew 5
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probably not he best,but the first that comes to mind right now, in grade 9 the day before the year end awards assembly i gave a friendchocolate mixed with ex-lax. the day of the assmebly he missed a couple of his awards cause he was in the can! he'd come back into the gym, sit for abit, then up and out to the can...back and forth back and forth.
still laugh about that....and yes, i 'm still evil....heh heh
2006-09-27 07:23:08
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answered by Anonymous
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When of my house mates went out drinking, me and my friend were in studying and got bored so we sealed up his door which open outward, with bin bags so when he came in a littled pissed he opened the door walked into what he thought was a dark room and met a wall of black plastic.
He ripped it all down only to be met on his bed with a picture of us in front of the plastic grinning, we crawed under the bottom and left it there!
2006-09-27 07:22:21
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answered by NB 1
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Umm … it happened many years ago when I was a boy in school. In the classroom, I was sitting behind a cute girl. One day, I chanced upon a rubber band and I made it twisted so much that when I let it on the girl’s hair and bingo it got stuck there. It was very difficult to remove it from her hair and she started crying. Gosh, I was nasty!
2006-09-27 07:55:19
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answered by Cool 6
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at night you have a friend stand on one side of the road and you the other and ACT OR PRETEND your both pulling a rope like "tug o war"and watch the cars screech to a halt....usually driver will jump out yelling "what the bloody hell do you think your doing"and you say "im just crossing the road to my mate what the bloody hell you doing you idiot ...can be very funny...not if your mate is doing the runner though it can go bad...so if your gonna do it gotta play the part....lol
2006-09-27 07:36:31
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answered by waveboy7675 3
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my brother one time, put honey all over my face, so later that night i had to get him back, so i got a knife and put tomato sourse on it, then turned off the meter box out side, and went tapping on the windows with the knife, it scared the crap out of him, lol it was a bit nasty an i will never do it again, but at the time, it was funny and if u were their u to would hve laughed, seeing a man jump is so funny lol.but dont do that, lol.
2006-09-27 07:14:30
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answered by louise 3
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Was working a night shift with another male. Came up with this scheme to tell co-workers, both females and huge Rod Stewart fans, that I won tickets to go see him in Britian. They fell for it hook, line and sinker till we had to fess up a couple of days later.
2006-09-27 07:11:13
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answered by crazylegs 7
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