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The other night I decided to go to a frat party me and my rugby buddies got invited to at a different school. Since I can't tolerate most normal people sober, I was properly sloshed before we ever made our arrival. We get there and the party is absolutely huge, like something from a movie. Beautiful girls, live music, kegs in every corner, they've got everything. A victim of my own inebriation I began to drink even more, seeing as I had just stumbled into the King Modas' temple of alcohal. All of us being college students, everyone else was about the same way. By 2 or 3 in the morning I had been spending a lot of time with a girl I met there, and we went upstairs. I didn't bother to ask if she had a boyfriend or use a condom because I was hammered, and this chick was easily in the 9 or 9.5 range. After we were done, her boyfriend (who later claimed he had herpes) caught us in bed together tried to fight me, and I won. Now the whole frat wants to kill my rugby team. What do I do?

2006-09-26 22:04:31 · 17 answers · asked by dude1 1 in Dining Out United States San Francisco

17 answers

Do you go to Duke?

Let the frat kill your rugby team. You were wrong.

2006-09-26 22:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by ginger 6 · 1 1

It's a fraternity, they are notorious for having blabber mouths. I'd share my story with you, but it ended up by me having over 40 felony counts of assault charged against me and 8 of my friends - 9 of us, 50+ of them, they lost, badly.

It ended up getting tossed out in court because the stupid police officer who was the first to arrive was one of the blood brothers of a kid in the frat and he grossly embellished the police report.

Here's a better question . . . since when can't a rugby team handle themselves??? My money is on the rugby team.

On the other hand, the herpes thing - no big deal, everyone's got the crap, and if they don't, they will soon eneough.

I wouldn't worry about it, but I would get tested, if he's got the HERP, who knows what his nasty girlfriend is hiding in her Petri Dish??

Good Luck Brother! Been there made it out, and I'm doing fine now!

2006-09-27 09:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Tell them not to bother. After all, it was just you who made the offense and you and the offended boyfriend are already shortlisted to die of herpes anytime soon.

PLUS... the 9-9.5 wanted the manhood. and suddenly, all manhood is lost with the herpes prospect.

[Bet you there's no herpes... it's all a bluff and all that is there is pride lost on the part of the frat.]

2006-09-27 05:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 0 0

One I think that now you reallyshould go get a check up, and oh did u not think that the girl might end up pregnant? You really do not value your future much do you? I understand that things happen when u are drunk believe me I have soooo been there and done that and those stories are way under my bed but dude, no condom???? !!

2006-09-27 16:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by BeautyMark 2 · 1 0

If I were you, I would embarass him by telling his whole campus that he was a two time loser. I would tell everyone I banged his girl at a party AND beat him up when he tried to fight me.

Besides, he's probably upset because his girl might want you more than him anyway. Tell him don't sweat the small stuff cause he has other things to worry about.

2006-09-27 16:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ha ha ha.....she was easily a 9 or 9.5 huh??

More likely, because of your booze induced state, she was really a 5.9 and was just easy.........

As for the challenge, try asking them for a game of rugby to settle the score!

2006-09-28 18:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0 0

I just wonder how many times you have done something like this. Maybe next time you'll wake up beside a corpse and wonder how that happened. It's like horror flicks, you know if they open that door their gonna die, but they always do it. What the hell is wrong with people today?

2006-09-27 10:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by brillantnut 3 · 1 0

when away from home don't get drunk is what I always say. Never trust a 9-9.5. too bad for you but nice story. oh and I don't he has herpes.

2006-09-30 08:12:22 · answer #8 · answered by Reckless 4 · 0 0

Could you even manage the deed if you were so drunk. Or the fight for that matter...

If you get Herpes - serves you right, but I think you are lying.

2006-09-27 05:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by lisa 2 · 1 0

You were so wrong
You deserve herpes (if not more)
Sounds like you are a student at Duke

2006-09-27 21:28:11 · answer #10 · answered by LJRobbie 5 · 1 1

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