I dont care what you think i just want to see people response. thank you
2006-09-26 20:08:00 · 11 answers · asked by N.M. 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Now let's see, how can I "respond" to your announcement that you are a happy sixteen-year old dude:
What? You're gay? How could you do this to me, your wife?
Yeah? So what else is new? I hear your cousin Todd is too.
Gay? What's that? Is that like the opposite of sad?
I said 'Don't ask, don't tell.' Now you gone and done it. Discharged.
Oh son, you have made me the happiest father on earth. So is daddy.
Oh yeah? So what else are you, a Republican?
Booooring!
Ye shall walk the plank, matey, for that.
Who isn't?
Gee, son, I would never have guessed with all those pictures of naked men on your wall. Do you want one of daddy?
Why don't you people just keep it to yourself? You people make me sick. You're all a bunch of nut cases! Did I say nuts?
Wanna make some money, dude?
Yeah? And I am your aunt Mabel.....I mean Ethel. I'm Mabel, it's Ethel who is gay. Or is it Mildred? Or Esther? Come to think of it, the whole damn family is gay.
Really, son. Pardon me while I get my Lugar and blow my brains out.
You are not. You can't be. It isn't true. Please son, what will I tell my fellow f ag haters? We hate you. You can change. Here, attach these electrical wires to your ding-dongs and the banana thing while I connect to the generator. Ready? Wait, what are you doing down there, son, what are those wires doing.....NO! Don't touch that switch, it's....Aaaaaarrgh...Oh my banana thing and ding-dongs are burning. Help me son. Oh, I'm melting down there. What a cruel world. And I hate your dog Toto too, you..you fruitloop. Well, there's another fine mess you've gotten me into. A burnt banana thing and ding-dongs and it's that time of the month when your ma and me do 'it.' Oh, the humiliation.
2006-09-26 20:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I say good for you. I'm 33 and I wish I was so cool about my sexuality when I was 16.
Just be safe.
2006-09-27 12:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by pceej 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you! Glad to see that you have a great attitude!
Have a wonderful day...and GET TO BED!! YOU HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING!!!
I don't let my Seventeen year old stay up this late.....
2006-09-27 03:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by DEATH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It feels great to come out dosn't it
good luck in the furture now all you need is mr right
2006-09-27 05:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by eat it then die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no problem with you being gay but whats your family, friendsgoing to say and how that is affecting your peers too
2006-09-27 03:24:30 · answer #5 · answered by Peter B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great I'm a c.ock loving nympho too good luck with life and have fun... sounds like you do already ;)
2006-09-27 03:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by mum 2 Cameron and Ewan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Job!
2006-09-27 03:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
booyaaaaa! all the power to ya boooooooy weeeeeeeeeeeeee
2006-09-27 03:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by lady heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ..... your stating the obvious dear, we all love it! :-)
2006-09-27 05:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by God 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool... email me!
2006-09-27 13:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by one_cool_dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋